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If the Helena music video isn’t reenacted at my funeral then I’m not dying
I know I’m not the first person to do this but I’m still proud of my cap
NBC: We really don't get what's wrong with all you other bitches. In this house? We respect Mike Schur.
‘The Office’ Characters’ Most Distinguishing Words
“The Native Americans believed…” Shit I didn’t know that all 560+ indigenous tribes believed in the same thing
what do people gain from defending massive corporations like do yall think the ghost of steve jobs is going to descend into your lap and sweetly suck your nuts or do you just do it for fun. what gives
me:stands up
my blood vessels: what the
FUCK
did you just do
My grandpa was in a gang called the “pretty boys” and they had leather jackets with “pretty boys” studded on the back. They didn’t even do anything they just stood around and looked pretty. My only sure goal in life is to keep this legacy alive
Rest In Peace Grandpa
1939-2018
i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can
I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it
I need an Office style mockumentary about Greek mythology.
“I swear I never cheated on you Hera” *Demeter stares at the camera*
*Zeus on top of a building* “Hades, you ignorant slut!” *camera pans down to Poseidon mumbling “you’re one to talk”*