i have a bad feeling about this

Star | he/him | 22 Listen man when I say this blog is the most inconsistent ever I mean it I go through fandoms like it’s my job BUT! You can expect to find: Merlin, Starkid, Dungeons and Daddies, Star Wars, X-Men, and more!! I also write, draw, and edit occasionally! entering my opla arc My ao3 is lemoncellbros!

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[harpertheidiot]

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Are you surviving?

100% no, my corpse is desecrated

100% no, but I am given a proper burial

Yes, but with major injuries

Yes, but with minor injuries

100% yes, not a scratch on me

Other (explain in tags)

Remaining time: 2 days 2 hours

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[userfpurteen]

at the baratie

[pchelostas]

"He is half of my soul as the poets say"

[merlinoutofcontext]

[secondstar-acorn]

guys I am in fact currently falling victim to the mergana that could’ve been in my head

[secondstar-acorn]

thinking about arthur pendragon again. this is bad news for literally everyone

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[secondstar-acorn]

jubilee got a sweet dreams montage moment of her very own…I’m so proud

[khmelisuneliart]

my babies

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[vavmansr-deactivated20140623]

R.I.P. Sir Elyan

[the-korova]

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

[chikooritajjk]

The is how hard I say the F in

FUCK JK ROWLING

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text