Tom

[gawkyadroit]

I see a forceful blond man, on whom victories are built. A fierce light springs from his head, wounds hang on him like a belt. Seven jewels play about the stark pupil of each eye. His sharp teeth are unsheathed. He wears a shirt of crimson dye. His features are beautiful, his form pleasing to women - deadly handsome and youthful, in battle like a dragon, The same courage can be found in the famous Blacksmith's Hound - Cú Chulainn of Muirthemne. but this i know for certain - he stains red his every foe.

Táin Bó Cúailnge, Ciaran Carson

[mephistopheles]

anyone up for ulster cycle memes

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your handwriting is essentially your own personalised font that no one else can use.

[shencomix]

[gawkyadroit]

OH MY GOD THIS WAS REALLY SAD owlturd should do more stories

[shencomix]

[writing-prompt-s]

You suddenly have an insatiable and irrational urge to submit a response to a writing prompt. You try to fight it.

[shencomix]

[deep-research]

Rather than give candy to kids who don’t need it, what if we gave food to the homeless once a year.

[gawkyadroit]

We do. Harvest

[deep-research]

Deadpool should narrate the Honest Trailer for his movie.

[gawkyadroit]

He did...

[lorenmakesart]

How to be a musical genius like me!

[gawkyadroit]

This is your best video

[lorenmakesart]

New Video: Learning the Recorder

[gawkyadroit]

How the heck does this not have any notes?!

He's odd1sout

But better

[just-shower-thoughts]

By wearing a go pro on a selfie stick behind you while wearing VR linked to it, you could experience 3rd person in real life.

[gawkyadroit]

Damn

[gawkyadroit]

When My Friend Failed

So one time my friend tried to tell me a joke about when he dropped his shampoo bottle in the shower and it was like a gunshot.

So when he told me he had just finished PE (running) and was out of breath and dazed. And he randomly told me the joke.

So instead of 'shampoo' he said 'ketchup'.

"D-dude! I *pant* dropped my ketchup in *pant* the shower and *pant* it was really loud lol!"

I was just like, "why the crap did you use ketchup in the shower?"

And this kid came up to us (couldn't hear what we were talking about) and said "kinky"

I dropped my ketchup in the shower and it was loud.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you go to jail for tax evasion, you’re living off of taxes as a result of not paying taxes.

[gawkyadroit]

I have seen a new world...

[gawkyadroit]

Michael Grant

Yeah what's up with the no fan base for the Gone Series / BZRK?!

Well I guess that's my queue to make loads of posts.

[deep-research]

Once time travel exists, it has always existed.

[gawkyadroit]

Then why ft hasn't my grandchild come back in time to help me like wtf JASON jeez

[gawkyadroit]

When did Pinterest go from cooking ideas to Tumblr 2.0?

Not even kidding. Last year it was, "here's my recipe for cake!"

Now it's "DaNk MemEs"