real big toast guy

| 26 | scorpio | looking for the naruto to my sasuke (srs replies only) |

[silverformymonsters]

Astarion | High Elf | Rogue | Vampire Spawn

[ysolt]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[inked-violets]

[miraculan-draws]

Meredith only naming Hawke champion because she thought he would soon die of his grievous and horrific injuries and she'd get to use the honoring of him as PR for herself but that fucker didn't even die

[miraculan-draws]

Meredith, through her teeth: what a pleasant surprise...champion...

Hawke, lighting his pipe with magic in the middle of a busy Hightown morning: ain't it just?

[notebooks-and-laptops]

Da2 is the gang, the crew. They are having so much fun in this fucking werehouse while their lives are falling apart. They are the type of gang to pause the fight with the demon so that someone can get out their speakers and blast a rad beat to kill things to. They are the type of gang to worm themselves so deep into the Hanged Man's foundations it's not a night out if they're not there. They are the type of gang to start shouting matches in the street but if someone joins in to gang up on the friend they're literally attacking? They'll deck that random citizen. Their leader has blood stains on their face and nobody knows if they're doing that on purpose. Two of them glow blue. The most gang of all time. Even the ones that seem cute and innocent are either a) blood mages or b) a prince with such anger in his heart he'll say he finds murder fun in the same breath that he says that violence is the path to hell. Nobody is doing it like them.

[liarsblade]

that bit after All That Remains (if you're playing mage!Hawke) where Gamlen says "why couldn't you just be normal like your brother" literally made me gasp the first time I heard it. I still can't believe he says that to you.

[liarsblade]

Incredible how often the siblings are used against each other. Incredible how the literal way they were born is held against them. Incredible to be the least favorite right up until the moment someone can use you as a bludgeon against your sibling.

[bug-mp3]

they should make it easier

[mommy-mortis]

what?

[bug-mp3]

Everything. All of it

[aces-to-apples]

It just occurred to me that Bethany tells Anders he reminds her of Malcolm and that's a reason why she likes him. Maybe he reminds Carver of Malcolm, too, and that's a reason why Carver doesn't like him.

[notebooks-and-laptops]

I hope da4 isn't afraid to be a little bit whimsical...a little bit silly at times...I love inquisition but I want the energy of the talking old oak tree who only speaks in rhymes back. Like. Having the talking tree that speaks in rhymes doesn't offset or limit the absolute horror of the deep roads and the brood mother...in fact it makes the game feel bigger, encompassing all sorts of parts of life and the world within it...the whimsical...the silly...the terrifying...body horror...fun times...I want cursed statues like in mark of the assassin and also I want horrible seriousness that makes me feel terror....both. I need both. Both silly and whimsical and funny and horrible and angsty. Also. Bring back desire demons. Cowards.

[notebooks-and-laptops]

May Dragon Age Dreadwolf give us story and player character customisation like Origins, may it give us companion characters and fighting mechanics like Dragon Age 2 and may it give us the graphics and open world aspects of Inquisition. Amen.

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

[qcomicsy]

Jason Todd in Under the Red Hood comic run

[knightsfoil]

strange how there’s always a little more innocence left to lose

[valtsv]

fun with the safety sign generator

[raceydays-hopelesshaze]

Still thinking about Batman #133 where Tim had to stop himself from killing a guy. Like a week without Batman and Tim’s already like “I could just tell myself he’s not a living creature <3”

[tate-lin]

[mousemeep]

AKShdjgkgklshfjfks SOLAS you dramatic BITCH why do you have a WAX SEAL, or even funnier, A SIGNET RING of your many eyed lupine form???? GOD THIS DUDE, he IS the drama!

[i-em-groot]

Hawke and Varric after another person they thought they killed starts causing shit again:

[aghostwithnoname]

my fav thing about dao is literally swooping in on this man’s “divine right of kings” hero’s journey, placing a gentle finger to his lips, and going “shush babygirl let me handle this.”