[butch-draws]

MORE REPRESENTATION FOR BUTCHES AND STUDS OF COLOR

[beeefy]

me, grade 5, explaining to my friends that my bratz doll left her husband because her husband joined a gang against women with short hair so she broke up with him, got a haircut, and found another bratz doll with short hair and they own every single my littlest pet shop animal i have and she is much happier now. but then her ex came back with another woman and tried to make her jealous but the other women looked exactly like her and it turns out they were long lost twins separated at birth so her newfound sister breaks up with him too because they have twin powers but then the ex kills her in a rage but wait she didnt actually die but she has a scar on her face and she’s out for revenge and now she has a knife and i called the story ‘the knife the angry wife and the ex in strife’

all my friends at the sleepover:

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[coltre]

[izabellaxox]

My ultimate goal in life is to be the cool lesbian aunt with her cool gay wife

[richardmadens-archive]

[thechronicleofshe]

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

[http-danvers-deactivated2021031]

[onlyblackgirl]

White people. Why would you jump into the jaguar pen and expect to NOT be eaten?

Dumb ass.

[christa-nina]

I love how they say that the only reason they called the paramedics is cause the family asked… like they wasn’t about to do nothing for this whitey who don’t know not to climb the fence

[onlyblackgirl]

The zoo:

[onlyblackgirl]

Also they will NOT be putting down the Jaguar. 

[ichigokage]

GOOD. IM TIRED OF IDIOTS IGNORING SAFETY PRECAUTIONS AND THE ANIMAL FUCKING DYING IN DEFENSE OF SAID IDIOT.

[partisan-by-default]

[rootedinfiction-deactivated2019]

Do you know what it’s called when you hate people for political ideologies and think it’s okay to do violence to them in order to silence them? Fascism.

[nerdymouse]

You really have a loose understanding of fascism if you honestly think that.

[whatbigotspost]

Yeah so uh here’s the thing…I am gonna unapologetically hate people on sight whose political ideologies are INHERENTLY BASED ON VIOLENCE 🤷‍♀️

[thatfeministkilljoy]

“The real fascism is hating fascists…. really makes ya think huh liberals?”

[waller-bridge]

[richeyypatagucci-deactivated201]

I started out as a tomboy and ended up being a lesbian

[bestdeadplantmom-deactivated202]

Gay and tired.

Still.

[mellifexfarm]

secret..,.,,.,

[gaytranswerewolf]

i gasped!!!

[khyann]

Me too!!!

[gayscifi]

true facts: only lgbt ppl have gaydar. straight ppl just have stereotypes.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly

[colorofinsanity]

d e s t r o y e d

[thebootydiaries]

‪karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout‬

[doujinshi]

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal