I Love My Wife

they/them 28 CVG🫶🏻

[riben-deactivated20230922]

My pet milkfly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

I think im becoming a milkfly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Im starting to feel just like a milkfly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

[ifacethewinditsoundslikegod]

you are only alowed in my room if u love me

[allwhiterain-deactivated2025061]

Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995)

[zagreus]

previously unseen genders in human history

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[chocolate-croissant50]

Adding to my collection of ugly ass doodles

[marbirds]

mouse love

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

[bouncing-flowers]

God she’s so right, can’t stand listening to Kamu.

[jadedpreschooler]

i could fuck up a yummy rn

[jadedpreschooler]

kind of feeling like yummies r the vibe

[jadedpreschooler]

no yummies until dinnertime

[jadedpreschooler]

[angelbabymikaa]

do u wanna play this fun and cool new game it’s called being in love with me forever n ever

[lainpsx]

[sluicer]

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[luisonte]

....bimbaaa!!!

[angrysalt42]

Yeeeeet!

[the-davest-of-uncles]

the ol' hydraulic duck-yeeter

[epicsause-official]

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW