we loved with a love that was more than love

I'm 22 and my life has been nothing but years of complete and total cluelessness. No one knows what they're doing. It's casual.

[valtsv]

when you’re on the verge of a breakdown but you’re in public so you have to try to hold it together

[afunhousemirror-deactivated2020]

Me

[0ctaslash-moved]

i went into haelga’s bedroom to see if i could steal shit and now i wanna die

excuse me todd? are you going to answer for modeling a kink bed todd?

[0ctaslash-moved]

i can only imagine Alvar seeing this and being like “okay i’m into some shit but. really? built in to the damn bed?”

[anancientmariner]

Bud, you still haven’t spotted the Horker tusk under the bed huh

Or the leather strips, or the potion of Vigor

[0ctaslash-moved]

THE TUSK?????

[anancientmariner]

the tusk.

[0ctaslash-moved]

[neotheresa]

Y’all forgot to mention the leather harness she apparently ordered from Grelka

[writing-prompt-s]

You sell your soul to God. Instead of having bliss in life and then damnation, you life a life of utter misery and then go to Heaven when you die.

[cerastes]

That’s just regular Catholicism.

[nemfrog]

Night and day. The Earth and Living Things. 1932. 

Internet Archive

[theemotionmachine]

[elizabyss333]

Compassion. Moderation. Humility. 

[ironpour]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[imgayjokes]

due to personal reasons, i am gay

[blizzardofjj]

[straightpeoplereceipts]

all of you complaining there are no npcs to give you quests in real life have never been to pride

[straightpeoplereceipts]

you arrive at 8am. a lonesome bleach blonde wanders up to you holding a neon drink of indiscernible origin. “have you seen my friends?” he asks. by 8:05am you are on a manic hunt for his friends who he cant seem to provide information about at all

[straightpeoplereceipts]

so you find his friends and you dont understand how this group of people met whatsoever. its like this rambling-and-often-singing twink, a confused straight guy who works at a vape shop, a married lesbian that came straight from vermont and spends the whole occasion missing and/or facetiming her wife. you love them. this is your party now

[straightpeoplereceipts]

you and your party want a specific item. this is anything from food to a bottle of inexpensive water to a tshirt your new married lesbian friend thinks her wife would like. she swears she saw it at the vendor who had the rainbow umbrellas. when you next look, all the vendors are carrying rainbow umbrellas.

[straightpeoplereceipts]

you dont find the tshirt and it has begun pouring rain. between the four of you there is $10. an umbrella costs $12. you now must figure out how to make two extra dollars

[straightpeoplereceipts]

a vendor hears you discussing how best to earn $2 and says he will give you an umbrella for free if you say something silly, that seems to be an in-joke but feels kind of mean, to another vendor across the way.

you send the straight man. it is unclear whether he really does it but when he returns, it earns you the umbrella. the embarassment gives him a charisma debuff and you begin to like him a little less.

[straightpeoplereceipts]

uh oh! the event is closing hours early due to the rain. the members of your party arrived in a parking you cant find and as you search, you pass an anti-gay preacher. you dont feel like standing in the rain but your party has begun rolling initiative

[straightpeoplereceipts]

you fight the preacher and as you leave, remember where the car is parked. another guy youve never seen in your life has tacked himself onto your crew, explaining, “that was awesome!”

you understand immediately he will be the bards boyfriend. there is no other way.

[straightpeoplereceipts]

your new friend offers you all food, which the married lesbian has an allergic reaction to. you end the night in the ER with a bunch of strangers. you do not ever see them again after this

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

Citizens of Pawnee

[thelawnwrangler]

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

[gayandscreaming]

If you’re wondering this is exactly what it’s like to work for the recreation department in a community center

[wellusetheshadowstoouradvantage]

Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?

[mankillercalledbunny]

There is an entire norse myth dedicated to this exact concept

[sedraboc]

[teenagerposts]

fresh from the gators nip

[cthulhulel]

gatorade is cancelled since yall can’t behave.

[tietrabun]

learning to read was a mistake

[lorileopard]

I think of this post every time I drink Gatorade.

[extremely-modest-ghoul-deactiva]

Natasha Lyonne is the lesbian version of that John Mulaney bit about god making a gay man but forgetting to actually make him gay.

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal