professional dumbass

there is no theme, only chaos and overthrowing the government.

[gardevoir]

[fraseris]

AND ITS EVEN ON THE 25TH OF MARCH AGAIN

[whitepeopletwitter]

[howglorygoes]

Alexa just outed me to my family on Christmas

[howglorygoes]

I used the amazon-suggested tutorial command “Alexa, play happy music” and she had the nerve to say “playing Gay Pride Party Playlist”

[unyanizedcatboys]

jeff bezos homophobic moments

[hellohowyme]

Another point for Roomba!

[oneheadtoanother]

[yehudah]

imagine searching your whole life for the chosen one who will destroy the matrix and save the human race and you find him and hes fucking keanu reeves

[yehudah]

[datarep]

Some of the ways you can mis-spell “YouTube” and still have Google Search auto-correct you

[aliiiiiiice]

outiyueabe: acceptable

hyurtuue: acceptable

uoituex: acceptable

yutuo: unnaceptable

[solangeloandtheolympians-deacti]

ToN Spoiler

Nico-

His manners-

APOLLO/LESTER KISSED HIM ON THE HEAD AND HE GOES-

“Please don’t do that.” I think that’s the exact wording

HE SAID PLEASE

PLEASE

HE WAS NOT VIOLENT AT ALL THOUGH HE COULD HAVE EASILY UNLEASHED HIS FURY

OH MY GODS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[solangeloandtheolympians-deacti]

Just to reiterate… ^^^

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

when youre listening to music on headphones and it fades out suddenly because you are getting a call. violence

[the-underworlds-bastard-children]

I’m just thinking about Nico working with Dionysus to help him with his PTSD. I’m thinking about the fact that Nico di Angelo had to go up to the god of insanity and say “I need your help,” and Dionysus agreed.

[memeuplift]

[scretladyspider]

I mean

[furbearingbrick]

adhd is stored in the ass

[sunlitkoi]

the a in adhd stands for ass

[moonybyte]

What do the other letters stand for then?

[commodorecliche]

Ass Don't Have Dopamine

[robertmitchum]

[halorocks1214]

i feel entitled to financial compensation from the heart attacks alone

[solangeloandtheolympians-deacti]

Will and Nico annoy the crap out of each other and I just love it

[solangeloandtheolympians-deacti]

Nico: *being super mean to someone* Will:

[probablypettingacat]

I love being able to customize bumper stickers

[windsroad]

I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy

[runcibility]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/christinelove/status/1344132206151794691