The Boys - 'Though the Heavens Fall' - S05E06
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The Boys - 'Though the Heavens Fall' - S05E06
It's kinda annoys me when I see people make fun of other people who have a lot of funkos like bro my bad I don't want to spend thirty bucks at minimum on one figure.
You know what? Fuck you *unvinsmokes your vinsmokes*
Au where everything is the same except the baratie is a mcdonalds
how it feels to be in a strictly mlm fandom as a straight/wlw enjoyer
Cultural differences in displaying affection via fruit
Based directly on this post by faecaribou !
Tangerine, apple, strawberry, yubari melon [so expensive, luxury gift, but completely meaningless to foreigners]
Cultural differences in displaying affection via fruit
Based directly on this post by faecaribou !
Tangerine, apple, strawberry, yubari melon [so expensive, luxury gift, but completely meaningless to foreigners]
[Throws a seal at you and runs]
God...why
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
do they smoke weed?
Yes, actually.
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)
They don’t look like they smoke weed.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.
Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.
I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING
Well that escalated quickly……
What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*
haha oh my god
who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.
love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.
and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.
“the goo pile that is now your body”
i’m dying over here, jesus
please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.
*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*
this dude playin omg
Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
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I'm so fucking done with the people in my neighborhood
So my neighborhood has two sides, one has garages and the other doesn't. I live on the side that doesn't have garages but the people who do have them don't use them for their fucking intended purpose. They fill them up with garbage and random shit from 2014 then they take up parking spot on the side that actually need them.
Like you have fourteen billion fucking cars but you won't put any of them where they are suppose to be.
And I know this is the definition of a "non problem" but Idc
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Good Omens Prime returning to the fandom:
having undiagnosed autism as like an elementary schooler is like “hi!!!! i love everyone and want everyone to be my friends!!!! :D” and then everyone is really fucking mean to you constantly for reasons you can’t even begin to comprehend
TW : SH RANT, MY OPINIONS
before I start my short rant I want to put out this post is not to put down or shame people who SH
I don't really know how to start this rant so I'll just say it
I believe we are getting to comfortable sharing pictures of are SH after we cut
And I don't mean sharing a picture of yourself and there are happens to have SH scar in the picture. I mean taking a picture of your fresh SH cuts and posting them online.
Because there's a difference from venting online and sharing something that could potentially reach people that are trying to stop SH.
And I feel it could potentially start reaching to little kids who have unrestricted internet.
just to say this again this post is not to shame, put down or demonize people who SH or people who are recovering from SH
Sorry if my English is bad
*me, dying on the ground and hallucinating*
Tell, tell my family I love them a-and to delate both of my reddi- HOLY SHIT IS THAT HATSUME MIKU!?!?!
*person I'm talking to turns around, seeing no miku and turns back to me with a confused face*
Hallucination Miku: beep boop bap beep (you are not dying, whore. Not today.)
*I die, not knowing what miku said*