[the-last-girl-scout]

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

[desaturated7-deactivated2021090]

one true religion is whatever the fuck 12 year old girls believe when they decide theyre witches

[nepofledgling]

me trying to communicate that i am also gay through my eyeballs whenever I think the cashier is gay not to hit on them obviously just to let them know we are the same

[astrobro]

You realize you need to be hot to be a himbo right? You can’t just be stupid.

[chemychems-deactivated20210407]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lakevida]

morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once

[ajani]

What's a geologist going to do, evaluate my mineral composition?

[dragongirltitties]

throw rocks at u

[weepycat]

peak fantasy environment designs:

floaty islands

glowing mushrooms

bigger versions of normal animals

animalistic dragons

deep, sentient forests

sky/space whales

[souichisan]

crystal clutters

multiple moons

planet rings visible from the ground

[library-seraph]

#*banging on table* A DEER BUT ITS BIG

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

twitter clout gives you a god complex. instagram clout turns you evil. tumblr clout does nothing and gets you 20 accusatory anons a day

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

[what-even-is-thiss]

Someone: I don’t believe that you have memory problems. You know too many obscure things for that to be true.

Me, trying to remember if I ate dinner or not: I’m sorry did you say something

[retromandy]

i’ve had a revelation

[gauntletqueen]

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

[lesbianralzarek]

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

[intoaphelionn]

you can blame my conversation with @dinoborn for this one

[warcraftweirdness]

lol

[amlforsaken]