[anonymouslyunreal]

https://arpel.carrd.co/

hi im arpel, 24. this is my blog, its very blue because i spilled blue paint on it once and it took too well. im making egg toast, would you like some?

Current hyperfixation: In Stars And Time

@acrossthetimeandspace <- where i reblog references, masterposts, and anything useful for art/writing

@ardent-scrutator <- Flight Rising side blog

@thetimeeater <- cool aesthetic stuff

"wow arpel," i hear you say, "those blogs look kinda empty"

i hear you, and i am nodding along with a very pained smile. there is a reason why it took me ~10 years to make an intro post

#save <- posts i Really Like :)

#ocm <- things that are character core (what character? every character)

#ray look <- posts that are homie coded and am sending to him mentally

[crabussy]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

[crabussy]

artist's impression

[crabussy]

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

[crabussy]

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

[knownqueerbaiter]

my most wild and fanciful dream is that customers will learn to read

[aidashakur]

[your-first-priority]

Hopeful 😃

[oonajaeadira]

Even more hopeful. 🦀

[grogusmum]

Hahahaha

[hard-times-paramore]

Rock OC slider

[starboys-paws]

I don't care if we're mutals, I WILL be scared to talk to you

[dykepuffs]

[kosmogrl]

[charlesoberonn]

No offense, but the group with some of the most unexamined internalized privilege are right-handed people.

A right-handed co-worker told me once that I put the papers in the plastic sleeve upside-down. I joked that from my perspective, she's the one putting them upside-down and she just didn't get it and started arguing with me.

I had to physically demonstrate to her that the papers are right-side up when you hold the sleeve so that the opening is on the left.

[charlesoberonn]

I feel you. I'm left-handed but I can't use scissors in my left hand (even left-handed scissors) because I got used to only using them with my right.

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[shencomix]

[cannibalchicken]

[hemipenal-system]

hey if you're transfem you don't have to call yourself amab just so you know. if you're transmasc you don't have to call yourself afab. if you're nonbinary you don't need to use either. no one needs to know. thats a thing that happened to you once. you wouldn't call yourself a walmart resident because you needed pasta one time and that was the only thing open

[minionresearch]

Happy Friday! What's everyone's favorite F word?

[minionresearch]

Why are you all calling me that.

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[victusinveritas]

[playthings2007]

You should be able to sort by controversial on ao3