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[previously foccacia-mocia, schneibly, natemendelsjigglybutt, mattcameronsfacialhair, jesusp-enis] hi, my name is adam sandler and my blog has been overtaken by Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf. please leave a message after the fUCK

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i can't fucking believe i remember the login for this blog 

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lochtpee replied to your post: what

fuck yes jenny is online

it's been a long damn time wow

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what

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this post is important to me

i'm trying to get myself to STAY on this blog and not go over to my other one

so every time i get on i'll see this and go "oh yeah never mind"

if only i knew how to pin things

[joeshmo]

Cause I am sure desperate for another acting gig.

[davenavarrohasspicynipples-deac]

it’s time to party

bring the strippers and coke

[gayfarmers]

leave the strippers to me

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so this one time about a year ago, someone snuck into my house and stole my tv, right

well ever since then i'll hear these little creaks from the kitchen and panic and head up there with a pair of scissors and a phone, turn on all the lights, and then my cat will be in the kitchen and give me a heart attack and i'll die on the floor for a few minutes before i realize that i'm an idiot　

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someone: what's your favorite movie

me: forgets every movie i've ever seen

[theflorencexperience-blog]

Dear God, Eddie! Stop being so beautiful!

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i'm not sure if you guys already knew this but for some reason there are an astounding number of fanfics in my drafts

and they're all for different fandoms than this blog

[acurlyheadedmanhasmoved-blog]

Six websites I go to when I am upset:

1) When I am disgruntled.

2) When I need a quiet place.

3) When I want everything to be okay.

4) When I need a hug.

5) Just click this.

6) When I need to calm down.

[horripilationstimulation-deacti]

[drdick-archive-deactivated20141]

stop motion animation more like

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS ANIMATION

[bakapuki-deactivated20150628]

holy shit I always wanted to do something like this but I’m not this creative and my camera is a shit

[csocscsirke]

MAGICIAN, THAT’S A MAGICIAN

[everyoneisvaporeon-deactivated2]

paper bending

[jumpingjacktrash]

totally paperbending

[dwjp-blog]

obviously the best lip sync ever

[nostopdasgay]

you deserve a gold medal or a fucking trophy.

[hirin-deactivated20160213]

i will never need another video in my life again

[jarate-deactivated20130203]

Visit Original Link

Kidz Bop - My Immortal

[chibisokka-blog]

I’M SO GLAD THIS EXISTS I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING WHEN I PRESSED PLAY BUT THIS EXCEEDED IT

[obiwanskenobi]

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[mrfriendlythrowslikeagirl-deact]

This needed to be said. Thank you.

[amirdrassil]

Wow, I never actually thought of it like that. 

I suppose you’re right, though. 

Guys, read this!

[gayfarmers]

wow that actually made my night

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[pissyeti]

fuck

FUCK

crying

[squidkitten]

o hmy gOD

[inothernews]

I haven’t laughed this hard in about two weeks.  YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.

[vospader0616-deactivated2017082]

You’re not even yellow

[maybe-theres-hope]

ARE YOU PULLING OR PUSHING

[madlionmane-deactivated20171019]

I AM ACTUALLY SOBBING

[obsessionxo]

YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

[thatonechick42]

CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING.

[cynimax]

I honestly lol’d. And then got my mom mad for waking her up.

[gayfarmers]

i would like secks with you

i am perfectly fine with this