Duck Boobs

[jakemorph]

someone edit this pic to be dr phil levitting the bottle wit his mind powers

[3ology]

[katherinesnetflixqueue]

[anxietyproblem]

[wight--night]

Me but it’s an email from my CS class I’m failing

[krobelus]

[lacuna-matata]

[bitchycode]

[gifsboom]

[bitchycode]

Sorry but I don’t answer private numbers

Or numbers that I don’t know

Or anyone, ever.

Also, don’t call me.

[casdcan]

real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to her with sensitive subjects; to the point of telling her I lost my virginity the /day/ I lost my virginity

what I’m saying is: respect your kids’ privacy and they will come to you with shit you’re worried about them doing

[dota2wiki]

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[virtualrealitygf]

[snorlax]

[jxn-xoxo]

[grimelords]

don’t ever tell a boy he looks good because it makes them crazy and they do things like start youtube channels

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[thebiscuitbasket]

[sunrisetune]

(Caption:

“It says ‘hotboy’!” “[Various calls of ‘hotboy’, paced like the seagulls in Finding Nemo saying ‘mine’]” )

[rockandrollchick29]