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i ♡ say gex

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Would people like my stash of comments?

I've got fanfiction (AO3 & Wattpad) and R34 comments that make me giggle and would die to share them... They're also quotable if that makes a difference

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Shout out to the pilot of my plane I was in who made sure to clarify that any smoke we smelt was from the Canadian wildfires and NOT our plane

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brains are kinda awesome

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slaps roof of head this baby can do anything

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CONCUSSION BABYYYYYY

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affected by the following status conditions:

orange

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Ooughhh tomtorddddd

Yummmyyyu 🤤🤤🤤

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Ass so fat it dented my car hood 😔

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in a carbonation appreciating mood this morning

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Carbon Dioxide 🥺

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I woke up in a sweat with a new “draw this as your OTP”

Now I gotta give…ort

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I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

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Sans is the modern day Cotton Eye Joe

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Guys...

I don't know how I feel about the fact that there is Jesus Christ x reader fanfiction on AO3

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Just experienced a top 10 experience, cause tell me why words are so hard to spelllll. I’m in a fucking class of ALL GIRLS (9 girls, female teacher, and me the only guy). Wanna know the word I forget?

VAGINA

Anyways, here’s a comic about how fun that was :3 (guys trust, im a pussy haver too; I’m just stupid)

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If it’s more spoon it’s “spork”

If it’s more fork it’s “foon”

If it’s equal spoon and fork it’s “sook”

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How much cock did google maps take, holy shit they are gapping

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Not sure if anyone knows saw that one poll asking about if people had imaginary friends, didn't have imaginary friends, or pretended to have imaginary friends and to elaborate further in the comments? because that post reminded me that I lowkey hit all those experiences.

1.) had an imaginary mother who was apparently my biological mom but gifted me to my "actual" family (she was from another dimension or something??)

2.) got really attached to this one character that I managed to convince myself we were twins(??), it got so far that I would IMAGINE HIM WALKING AROUND SCHOOL WITH ME??

3.) this guy in my window (how I got diagnosed with having hallucinations)

uhm so yeah...oversharing ig??

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New shitty food idea, make a pasta with literally all the top 9 food allergens (dairy, eggs, fish, shellfish, soy, sesame, wheat, peanuts, and tree nuts)

Call it the "Killer Pasta"

People will think that it's just some really good pasta, but no, people just need their epi-pen to eat it

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Was told I should add lots of cheese to say "screw you" to all the lactose intolerance ppl :>