#reference to another post

[supergnatural]

Julian: *shoots Garak in the neck*

Garak, so horny he's starting to get dizzy: can yuo stick your fingers in that?

[don-t-mind-me-here]

Oki oki oki.... bare with me...

Ya know that Avengers post of Loki and Spidey with the 1 through 10 scale.

What if that but with reversed robins au, and that's just like Jason and Dick's way of gauging Lazarus waters in Jason's blood.

Cutsie 9 year old Dick vs recently resurrected Jason first time meet goes like the og post like:

Dick: Aren't you like...a bad guy?

Jason: It varies from moment to moment.

Dick: So like...on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like...killing puppies, and one being I'll spit on your hotdog...where are you right now?

Jason: ...maybe a three?

Dick: Asterous. Lemme know if it gets above a six.

Jason: -thinking- I like him.

Later in the middle of battle you get the "IT'S A TEN!!" moment with Lazarus gren eyes and poor Dick is freaking out getting the rest of the batfam to move and get civilians out

[mariwiki13]

There's something in the intimacy of seeing one another at their lowest and weakest. Whumper knew that, and they loved the thought of being the only person to see Whumpee in all their tragic helplessness.

One thing they haven't considered, however, is that their own facade was slowly slipping, too.

They might have just let themselves be a little too vurnerable.

Because since when did Whumpee care about their happiness? And since when did they ask about if Whumper felt satisfied without sounding even the slightest bit sarcastic? Since when did they start begging for punishment the moment they saw Whumper having a terrible day?

[pbpiewrites2018]

Of course I had to track it down! I shall be at the purple store until further notice 💜

[leonardoll-web]

you have to unironically listen to some shit like nightcore witch doctor so you don't kill yourself

[coopington]

Are you vaping your daughter? The constitution technically doesn't say anything about it, but I will. I believe that every daughter, son, or offspring should not be vaped! Stop vaping your children!

[riogrrl]

@horsesharkinahatadventures re-up on skittles for the bottomless pit

[clone-anon]

This is for  @starqueensthings since anon asks aren’t on

Tech was talking about the local fauna of the planet you’d just landed on.  You were following, getting off the ship, walking together, and listening to him go on and on, smiling to yourself.  His mind and desire to know all he could were part of why you fell for him.

You looked up at him, silly grin on your face, as you both paused under the shade of a tree.  Tech continued reading from his datapad.  You weren’t simply watching and listening to him anymore.  Time seemed to slow down as you watched his lips form words.

“Mesh’la?”  He stopped to take off his helmet and adjust his goggles. “Is there something on my face?”

“No,” you replied, looking from his lips up to his eyes and smiling. “I just love your talk bumpers.”

Tech gave you the playful side eye look he only reserved for you when it became clear just how enamored one of you was with the other.  Although it had taken him some time to get used to your personal vernacular, he loved your way of describing things.

A smile tugged at the corner of his mouth and he asked, “My talk bumpers?”

“Mmm, yes,” you replied. You kissed his lips softly and whispered, “I love your talk bumpers.”

Tech blushed, but returned the kiss.  “I love your lips too.”