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Judas | 20 | he/they nb @babyblueSF (Twitter) The sleepiest of punks

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[elegyofikana-deactivated2018102]

Link?

[chaxtic-love]

yeah it was link

[kirboob]

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

[max-out-of-ten]

The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

[algrenion]

link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight

[voidwerks]

[luxwing]

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

[no-one-expects-deactivated20220]

a reminder that this is no conspiracy bullshit, we have evidence

[itsobnoxiousloser]

Shell funded the research that first brought the issue to light and then immediately began covering it up

[victim4life]

[honeysunchild]

And there you have it. The truth

[shirecorn]

Harbinger

[shirecorn]

PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

How 4,000 Physicists Gave a Vegas Casino its Worst Week Ever

What happens when several thousand distinguished physicists, researchers, and students descend on the nation’s gambling capital for a confer...

Fun fact: after the American Physical Society held their 1986 annual meeting at the MGM Grand, the entire city of Las Vegas politely asked APS to never, ever come back.

Was it because the physicists were super-smart MIT-blackjack-team forerunners who took the casino for everything it was worth? Actually, the complete opposite: they didn’t gamble. At all. After all, they knew their statistics. Most of them were broke grad students who had no intention of throwing away their stipends on fundamental misunderstandings of Poisson processes. As a result the casino gaming floor was dead. Sometimes the winning move really is not to play.

[thebyrchentwigges]

@sixth-light

[sixth-light]

Me the only time I’ve ever been to Vegas - had one beer and didn’t gamble a cent. Funny thing is, they happily welcome back hacker cons, and you’d think hackers would be at LEAST as aware of probability. Apparently not!

[random2908]

When I was a kid living in LA, we went to Vegas pretty regularly, since it was only about 4 hours away. My parents would find coupons in the LA Times in the off season and we’d go for a few days. Our whole family could stay in one of the fancy Strip hotels for like $20 a night, and there were $5 all-you-could-eat buffets with actually good food. Plus the arcades were amazing. And so was the hiking! Which is what we were really there for. Red Rock Canyon, with all its tiny caves that you can easily climb up to, is amazingly fun when you’re a little kid. Our vacations were very much subsidized by gamblers.

Relatedly, one time when I was a kid, a large chunk of my extended family went on a cruise to see an eclipse. Everyone on the cruise was scientists or science hobbyists. The crew didn’t know what to do with us! Everyone wanted the 6 pm dinner, no one wanted the 10 pm dinner that you had to dress up for. The casino was empty for the entire week. A group of passengers demanded that all the lights on the deck be turned off at night, even the pretty decorative ones, for at least an hour and preferably more, every single night. One night at dinner, my grandmother saw dolphins out the window, and as word spread the entire dining room emptied, even though it was still the middle of dinner. And that’s not even getting into how my grandfather started talking to the cleaning staff (who were not supposed to talk back) and found out they wouldn’t be let off work to see the eclipse, and within hours had formed an entire committee to go with him to demand to speak to the captain about this mistreatment of the staff.

There are… a lot of places where large groups of scientists probably aren’t welcome a second time.

[ortiies]

The illu I did for ‘Wish You Were Here!’, a cool zine that travels around all your fav fictional places ! I did a stop in Hyrule for this one, thanks @andythelemon for indulging me Books/pdf can be found here : https://sibzine.storenvy.com

[ortiies]

He won’t let her down again 

 BOTW2 has me thinking about Link’s arm, this man cannot catch a break

[linachuu]

I couldn't resist drawing him because of the trailer

[shiraae]

anemo cuties🍃🎐

[shiraae]

the baby boys! theyre so charming!

[shiraae]

some cryo lovelies! uncle kaeya and the kids! 🧊🍨🍧

[tamamita]

I love Jewish/Muslim vs Christian debates, because Jewish people are so well-versed in their own scriptures that they just have a field day reciting every passage that the Church violated and absolutely destroy the foundation of Christianity, while a Muslim is just like, actually I'm just gonna refer to this Jewish scholar, who said this and that about the verse.

[tamamita]

[4threset]

“Ancient Weapon”

[alexmercerscreenshots]

bonus: whatever the fuck is going on in the background 

[catchymemes]

[k-cakes-baglez-deactivated20240]

This is so funny what

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

At first I thought it was just a really funny guy giving a tutorial for ppl who didn’t know how to run bc the title didn’t say IN PLACE but when the supermarket came up I was like OH WAIT that make WAY more sense

[sarahconnorjr]

[danray002-deactivated20241205]

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[mikkeneko]

I remember seeing in a video once (it was actually about medieval footwear and the change of gaits as footware evolved) the narrator said something along the lines of “humans have evolved this really great energy-saving mechanism: if we can be lazy, we are.”

[headspace-hotel]

Wait this is a game changer