Something Catchy Here

[prole-log]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me making conversation at family events

[scrungus-bungus-the-elder-god]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

^me when I get my sources from the world bank

[asexual-in-distress]

Best ace jokes I’ve ever seen. Hope you guys enjoy them

[wilwheaton]

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[prole-log]

[cop-disliker69]

[cryptid-sighting]

The onion is going to get banned from Twitter

[another-day-in-my-head-deactiva]

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[adhd-trash-mammal]

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

[cumaeansibyl]

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

[missmollyetc]

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

[thebyrchentwigges]

[trist-pkmngal]

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

[olderthannetfic]

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

[lauralot89]

It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

[eyes-stiched-open]

They’d flush $20,000 dollars down the drain, rather then have a shred of humanity.

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

This is something he's been trying to get for ten years by the way. And if you're wondering how this went:

[2spirit-1spoon]

burn it all down

[wilwheaton]

The judge presiding over the Rittenhouse murder trial is such an unapologetic fascist, he isn’t even trying to hide his efforts to influence the jury.

[elves-lover-69]

sauron teaching elves how to make ring

[ada-adorable]

god i just watched a bit of a police department's video recommending that you kick your teenage child out of their room every six months (more often if you're specifically worried) and conduct a thorough search of their possessions to find hidden drugs and i just... that kind of adversarial approach to life and humanity is so evil. it's just evil. to launch into this without even a mention of cultivating a relationship with your children. of maybe being able to talk to them. of anyone feeling trusted in a home

it's just evil. police culture is so rotten to the core. anathema to love and healthy interactions

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[unbotheredmuse]

[memewhore]

[wilwheaton]

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[oneheadtoanother]