A Real Live Mortifying Ordeal

34, m, mustache, a Yank in Texas. No theme, just things I enjoy and some things I think you guys might enjoy too! Also, always always ALWAYS open for anonymous venting and questions! I also go through my likes and reblog older posts frequently.

[voidwerks]

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[winonaparadise]

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

[lillihammerdown]

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

[winonaparadise]

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[underscorespider]

if you often like or reblog my posts i 100% remember your username and mentally go “oh yes friend” every single time i see you in my notes or on my dash 

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[valtsv]

matching couples shirts that say "<- THE ONE WHO WILL INEVITABLY DESTROY ME"

[crashbandacoochie]

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

[antiquesintheattic]

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

Me and the boys purging the enemies of the Imperium

[boinkingbattlemechs]

Nova Cat vs Thunder Hawk

WHICH IS MORE SMASHABLE?

Nova Cat

Thunder Hawk

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

Lore for the 'Mechs can be found here:

Post by @boinkingbattlemechs · 1 poll

💬 0  🔁 26  ❤️ 32 · Nova Cat (OmniMech) · Nova Cat SMASH or PASS? After its defeat on Tukayyid, Khan Severen Leroux of Clan Nova Cat commis

Post by @boinkingbattlemechs · 1 poll

💬 0  🔁 7  ❤️ 11 · Thunder Hawk · Thunder Hawk SMASH or PASS? The Thunder Hawk was built by Norse-Storm BattleMechs in 2771, during the fin

[roseanned]

we exist for love btw

[kaylmao]

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

[edgar-allan-possum]

Most important topic in conservation and no one's talking about it

[lyseenjoyer]

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]