Does she love me? Or does she love me not? Do I love her? And is it strong enough?
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Does she love me? Or does she love me not? Do I love her? And is it strong enough?
Reminder that the only romantic duet in the whole series is between Mal and Evie
mal is the epitome of the “‘are you the big spoon or the little spoon’ ‘I’m the knife’ *from across the room* ‘She’s the little spoon’” meme
she is, it fits her perfectly
(same anon from before) evie LOVES protecting her girl and giving her affection. like mal can protect herself but also she is smol and evie is tol so she just has that need™️ to protec
YES yes
like Mal is That Bitch that if you so much as look at Evie wrong will be up n your face about it (”I’m sorry, you have something to say?” “No, no, they were clearly looking at you so let’s hear it. Go on, fucking spill it”) and like, maybe get physical (not that Evie lets her, of course. She talks Mal down very fast. And if things do get ugly... She might just scoop her up and away)
But Evie??? OooOOhh Boy. If you talk shit about Mal? She will just smile at you sweetly, play off the “i’m the peaceful diplomat and also Above your petty comments so Mal we’re out of here” card. But you know, u know... you’re going to wake up dead three days later.
(Maybe not literally. But your reputation?? Kiss that bye-bye. Everyone loves Evie, and she’s so sweet, so if she talks shit about you no one will like interact with you ever again)
Anyways yes we love girlfriends who love and protect each other
Evie is very much a top and a dom and mal would never admit it but she’s def a bottom and a sub and that’s all i have to say, thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Anon you’re so right
like Not to get kinky on main (this is not even my main) but like... Mal?? Such a sub for her girl. Needs love and attention. And Evie loves giving it to her so yea that’s the tea
Ok tho but Evie is definitely the top in the malvie relationship and that's just facts
Why would you say somethi- Alright you know what it’s true
Wait. Wait. Just hold on for one freaking moment.
Everybody’s been making posts and jokes about Hades’ being Mal’s father, which I totally get because it’s ridiculous and I wish Disney Did Not Go Down That Path (even though by this point we all know they did) BUT HERE’S THE THING.
If Hades IS Mal’s dad, then that technically makes her Uma’s second cousin.
(Please do ignore the pitiful attempts of last names it was required on the website I used to make this).
Now, the “Ursula and Triton are siblings” plotline was deleted from the original script, but many fans do take it as canon since nothing in the films really negate this fact. And also there was that one musical where they kept them as siblings but I digress.
At the very least though, it does mean she’s family with Ariel and Melody so that’s something.
remember when i actually hoped disney had more than two braincells
the biggest mistake the descendants writers made was thinking anyone gives a shit about doug/evie
Honestly
This is so gay
Like how she grabbed her shoulders the fact that she’s literally BITING HER LIP like Evie that’s gay
Evie and Carlos are so gay, their individual relationships are so tacked on and empty but it’s cute and harmless so I can’t even be that mean. But it will get sad when they come out in their mid 20s or early 30s and realize the time wasted pretending to be heterosexual in the land of magic and drama.
also it’s been said but. we TRULY stan how Chad was instantly willing to turn evil to support his best friend forever, even though he super would rather just be online shopping. Chad Charming really said “hey Audrey you’re an incredibly beautiful and powerful lesbian and I’ll support you no matter what” huh?? Chad and Audrey really are the ultimate mlm/wlw solidarity huh????
The Isle is my home. Someone needs to be there to protect it. Well then, you’ll need your first mate.
Can we talk about how, the more Mal’s relationship with Ben “progresses”, the more time she spends with literally anyone else aka Girls That She’s Attracted To?
Like in D1 they started dating and spent like half the movie together, if not more. In D2 Ben asked her to be his lady and ok she ran away and tthen he was kidnapped but she still she did spend more time with Evie than she did in D1, and some good amount of time with Uma as well, and then in D3 He literally proposed to her and Yet?? Most of the movie she’s with either Evie, Uma, or both, so uh yea
#we get it y'all have unresolved sexual tension
.... okay spoiler for D3 but talks about D1
So if the ingredients for the anti love potion also has the tear of human sadness. Which they basically were like yeah it does that’s why mal cried into the bowl...... but mal isn’t human at all like her mom is Maleficent which makes her part fairy and her dad is Hades which makes her like part god.. SHES NOT HUMAN HOW.????
Or she could have just started crying and just decided to let the tears fall into the mix. So she just cried into the batter for some reason.
I don’t remember if it specifically called for human tears of sadness. Maybe it just needed something that was part of Mal, to make Ben fall in love specifically with her?
the multiple times it just clips to Audrey going hahahhahahah or aaaaaa arrehgggb bbwahahhh... like honestly same.
doug snores SO loud YOU CAN VERY CLEARLY HEAR IT FROM A DIFFRENT ROOM.
I really thought he was faking it at first bc who snores like that seriously.
queen of extra