10. A Lost Revenge: Someone who reads the damn books reunites the hook siblings, makes Huma mutual attraction canon, and confirms hugger!Harry ~A Graphic Novel 📘
crashing out after the wicked wonderland trailer, not because it looks bad or anything, no but because honestly it bothers me that robbie has no fox features. are descendants scared the furries are going to find their films? descendants is DISNEY, based off of the DISNEY characters and in the disney canon ROBIN HOOD IS A FOX. WHERE IS THAT KIDS TAIL?! once upon a time could get away with this because they had elements of both disney and literature woven together but DESCENDANTS HAS NO EXCUSE.
perhaps the beast being the dictator that he is when he colonised all the realms he made everyone with animal features hide them with magic because it was triggering.
Okay so with no medical system on the Isle--meaning no birth control, a lot of the VK's probably abstained from being INTIMATE. But if there were two that WERE, it was UMA AND HARRY!
I mean look at this:
And this:
You could cut the tension with a SWORD!
This is a DISNEY movie I will remind you all. How did these two get past the ratings?! lol
Me trying to make sense of the timeline from what I’ve heard:
The Isle is made by Merlin in response to Uliana’s break in. Can we assume that all party’s involved were also sent?
If so, Hook, Hades, and Maleficent are still gonna be on the Isle
Mal is still born. We can assume the other villains still exist as well. The Core Four still existed.
Hook is still on the Isle so like I guess Harriet, Harry, and CJ are still born. And now we have Hazel. No reason to suspect the Sea Three don’t happen.
Core Four + Sea Three = Original trilogy still takes place
Also the Mad Hatter is on the Isle now. He wasn’t before so that’s new. Every Hook needs their emotional support friend and Hatter’s grandson is gonna be Hazel’s.
I have no expectations for the rest of the plot. But if Uma is reprised in this one I’d like to see her interact with Hazel.
I wanna start off by saying that this is no hate towards the actors. My problem is with the writers.
Am I excited for Red to have a younger sister? YES. My personal headcanon is that Red has 3 younger siblings (y'know, in a universe where the Queen of Hearts isn't an absolute tyrant), and now I can't wait to see what dynamic the two of them are going to have.
My problem with Pink, is that her name is Pink. WHY? WHAT WAS THE REASON?? It took me forever to get used to "Red" and now that's what they go for when Rosa/Rose was RIGHT THERE????
I seriously don't understand why Disney's so lazy when naming Descendants characters. Sometimes, we get absolute bangers like Calista Jane and others we get shit like Pink/Li'l Shang/Herkie/Hadie and I'm like… couldn't you have at least tried? Couldn't you go to a baby name website like every author in the world has done at least once and look for something better?
How do you expect us to care about the story of those characters when you couldn't be bothered to give them a decent name?
And speaking of Hook, we have a Hazel now :)
This one surprised me because I don't think I had ever expected them to come up with another child of Captain Hook. To me, Harriet, Harry and CJ are perfect and enough.
My problem isn't even that I think it's out of character for Hook to have four children. Actually, he seems like the type that adores the sex part but doesn't give a shit about his kids and is an abusive parent. My problem is that WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HAZEL NOW????
I have such a perfect idea of how Harriet, Harry and CJ's dynamic is and now I have to worry about introducing a brand new sister. My second problem is that I love the idea of CJ being the baby of the family for more than one reasons.
Of course, I could just ignore her, but I'm actually curious about Hazel's character and love writing about the Hook family, so I've been trying to come up with my own headcanons for my version of Descendants in case Hazel lives and in case she doesn't and we're left with the original 3.
Max is... whatever. I hate that they're gonna have him be Red's love interest because she seemed so close to Maddox that it's weird to think she'd ever see him as anything other than a friend/brother figure. Also, I'm sure he only exists because they can't have Ace in the movies because it would contradict the book or something.
I just want glassheart to be canon, is that too much to ask????
Now (just let out the biggest sigh of my life), Luis Madrigal. He might actually be my new nemesis.
Again, no hate to the actor, but seriously?! They had to throw Encanto into the mix?? I would have no problems if their new character was like, Moana's son, for example, because I can see Moana existing in the Descendants universe.
Encanto, though? I love the movie, but no. Absolutely not.
It almost feels like those skits people post to make fun of Descendants with children of characters like Lightning McQueen and Buzz Lightyear.
Luis is not ever going to be a part of my fics but at the very least I hope Disney isn't so lazy as to make him have super strenght when that's not how gifts work in Encanto. It's not hereditary.
Honestly, I can't believe someone came up with his character and it got approved.
Everything points out to the new "core four" being Red, Chloe, Pink and Hazel, but since Rise of Red didn't do such a good job at developing Red and Chloe's friendship, I'm worried about how they're going to do that and introduce two new main characters and develop Red and Pink's dynamic because I'm sure Red isn't going to start off as the perfect older sister.
I think it'd be interesting if she felt resentment and jealousy towards Pink, because she didn't have a sister before the timeline change, but now not only does she have one, but Pink got to grow up with the good version of the Queen of Hearts and all the love Red never got.
Really nice room for angst, especially since Red and Chloe are the only ones who remember how things used to be and can't just go around talking about it.
Well, I don't know what else to say right now because I just needed to vent a little. At the end of the day, we can only hope that D5 turns out to be a good movie.
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