ready when you are, sergeant pembry

The best way to a man's heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.

[greengableslover]

Come here.

MĀRAMA (2025) dir. Taratoa Stappard

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[thedeadtravelfast]

Caleb Landry Jones and Zoë Bleu as Dracula and Elisabeta/Mina Murray in Dracula: A Love Tale (2025)

2/2

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[subaru-copilot]

what

[pansylair]

A great place to donate to First Nations groups impacted by the ongoing wildfires 👇

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[reginasphalanges]

Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) dir. Raja Gosnell

[urcadelima]

it's so important to post about black sails every single day because what if people forget

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[space-mouse]

i'm rereading the murderbot diaries and murderbot's utter conviction that it and gurathin are bitter enemies is still so funny. buddy. gurathin got over this months ago. he's just a quiet guy.

[theaicollective]

one-sided antagonism is so delicious.  murderbot diaries i also very much enjoy how surreal it must be for gurathin /   to know that the heavily armed rogue secunit holds a grudge against him /  and also know that all it will ever choose to do about this is make frowny faces and flip him the bird. / (tags via space-mouse)

[asimovsideburns]

Gurathin, like three books from now: hey we’re friends right

Murderbot: no. we fucking hate each other.

Gurathin: awesome check this out it’s gonna make you so fucking mad

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

MB: I don’t like you

Gurathin, knowing MB calls its best friend “asshole research transport”: Uh-huh.

[ceeyoutea]

Dracula: A Love Tale (2025) dir. Luc Besson

[mina-logan]

I haven’t watched this movie but I have seen like 7500 edits so that’s basically the same thing

[satlun]

CALEB LANDRY JONES as DRACULA | DRACULA: A LOVE TALE

[thesoldiersminute]

Matilda De Angelis as Maria Dracula: A Love Tale (2025)

[raeiyyn]

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest