im just a little jerry in a big world

Jerry carrassed the peculiar face of George Costanza

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[toskarin]

gay jerry: why do I have to host?? why can't they host?

gay george: they can't host?

gay jerry: the top has to host

gay george, shaking his head: the top hosts

straight kramer: [makes a face indicating he didn't think jerry was a top]

[chicken-delight]

i got so high last night that i was able to view an episode of seinfeld as a tv show rather than real life things happening to my real life friends #mindalteringsubstance

[keenbugg]

Butch-Femme Couple at Home | New York, 1964

[riverlarking]

[niceinchnails]

[niceinchnails]

*chanting into mirror* they try to make me survive like george but i live like kramer.i live like kramer. i live like kramer

[beachcoma]

[sophsun1]

+ bonus:

Seinfeld – 4.17: The Outing

[icarianarts]

George Costanza

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

[roycohn]

the concept of "getting the ick" is so innately seinfeldian that it's crazy that it was coined in the 2020s and not on a season 6 episode of seinfeld where elaine gets the ick from a guy she's dating who makes too big a deal out of celebrating his birthday

[ahotknife]

the enormity of my desire disgusts me

[tekkenjournalist]

They should make a show about jerry and kramer and george and elaine

[doradotcom]

you tell a kid theyre an old soul and ten years later theyre on tumblr dotcom posting about being just like george costanza

[mangonetics]

The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe is something that would happen to George Costanza

[jessebloom]

he is literally. the biggest ally.

[retroactivebakeries]

love wins