give me all your hopeless hearts and make me ill

like a bullet through a flock of doves

[gaykravitz]

doesnt even natter if i am tho bcus its not like i can afford medication.

[gaykravitz]

i wanna do a shit ton of acid/mushrooms/DMT as a test to figure out if im actually schizophrenic or if im just grasping at straws to find an excuse as to why im 1. so fucking stupid 2. a lazy asshole and 3. an absolutely terrible friend

[chongoblog]

the original guy i reblogged this from was a shithead so reuploading it

[karnalesbian]

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

[egirlbutternubs]

No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.

[karnalesbian]

[beatricecenci]

Vincent van Gogh (Dutch, 1853-1890)

Tuin te Arles

[uglypsyche-deactivated20240414]

Was trying to type something up but alas. Words hard. Enjoy my image

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: REFERRING TO A WORK NICKNAME FROM THE SANDWICH SHOP I WORK AT. DMV: VULGAR-WITCH/BITCH Verdict: DENIED

[schlarklezyaoi]

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

[evilwizard]

prepare thyself

[schlarklezyaoi]

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[forgottenpnffacts]

Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

[transvinniedakota]

[dungeonmeshifancast]

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TRANSGENDER PEOPLE SO MUCH WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT ITS ALL GONNA BE OKAY!!!!!! I PROMISE SO MUCH I LOVE YOU EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD BE TRANSGENDER 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ SMILES SO SO BIG 😄 I LOVE YOU TRANSGENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️💕💞

[akajustmerry]

something I think of often is that sometimes an audience won't have a voice until later. the star wars prequels were panned by critics and adult fans at the time but there are so many interviews where the cast realise that the kids at the time loved it and weren't able to say so until they got older. halle berry won a razzie for playing catwoman but 15 years later the kids who grew up watching that movie are cosplaying her catwoman on tiktok. older shows find new fans all the time thanks to streaming, too. hell, rocky horror picture show bombed when it was first released but became a classic years later thanks to cult screenings. idk what I'm trying to say. things take time to be loved and understood, yes. but sometimes, more often than you think, it takes time for people to have the ability to say they loved something. that's a bit comforting to me as a little wee writer. <3

[heartwarminganimals]

[pussypoptart]

if not friend why friend shape

[naamahdarling]

Okay, obviously, DO NOT DO THIS, it is MASSIVELY unsafe for the animal and for you.

HOWEVER I am reblogging this because it is EXTRAORDINARILY satisfying to watch Immense Murder Floof get the head scritchies of all time right on her big ol' noggin.

[uneryx]

Paging @lynxgriffin

[baltatyla]

[skyrim-forever]

[skyrim-forever]

Happy One Year since this post, can't believe I nearly didn't post it because I thought it was too stupid :P

[sandersstudies]

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

[krudman]

[yiffmaster]

“Shared joy is double joy, but shared sorrow is half a sorrow.”