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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Next chapter of my fan fic is up

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Next chapter is out!

acidhorrorr

Hold on tight Sal, he’s on his way.

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Oh shi- he coming

ratmlady

Here's a stupid little comic and what would be a wedding photo

killemwithkawaii

Mitch, have you heard that Larry made Sal a step stool because of how short Sal is? What do you think Sal uses the step stool for besides reaching high places?

>This is referring to a tweet Steve made

>Ah yes, the fluffy filler Sally Face lore we as a fandom thirst for... 🥤😩🙏

>Larry knows basic carpentry and gives people home-made gifts: canon ✅

>Sal has so much trouble reaching things and has probably needed Larrys help reaching things so many times that Larry felt the need to make him a custom step stool: canon ✅

>I want to know the context under which this was given to Sal. His birthday? Christmas? Or was it made after some sort of 'trying to reach something' incident (aka a 'You're so smol that you are a danger to yourself and others' emergency/impromptu gift)?

>I always thought it was a little bench for Sal to sit on while he practiced guitar?? But now I like thinking about it having multiple uses, him using it every day at every opportunity, carrying it around the house and into the shed to reach into cabinets and on top shelves and stuff.... qwq 💕 It's probably how he reaches and hangs up his masks, and how he put up his posters, too!

>I'll bet Larry feels a lot of pride seeing Sal use it so often 🥺🏆💖

>As for its other possible uses, since its right by the door, it would be a good place for Sal to sit while taking his shoes on/off and a good 'do not forget' spot to leave items like his wallet and phone so he always remembers to pocket them when he leaves the house 👟📱

>[Self-indulgent selfship/polyship thought: Larry adding a third step to the stool so that I, the Shortest King of the throuple, can also use it to reach the top shelf 👑✨ Also, I want to build things with Larry SO BAD??? I love assembling furniture, but building something from scratch with him that all three of us would use would def hit different... 🥺👉👈💘]