#text log

[probablygayattorneys]

I mean… yeah, sure looks that way.

[hewhoreplaces]

fuck nudes send me pictures of your teeth

[gaymatpatbootleg]

LOG 17.

why does pluey get to bury his face in jongler's pecs all the time it's not fair

[steel-heart]

My girlfriend and I are going to pass out candy today! Aw, I'm looking forward to seeing all the cute little costumes we'll see tonight

[comprehensiblegaming]

i had a pretty good halloween

[safetypatrol]

My favorite text log from Resident Evil 4 Remake.

Just like the quintessential horror game text log, absolutely bare bones and lazy as fuck. So good. They were like "hey can you put a horror game diary entry here?" and someone on the writing team was like "ok"

Day 1: I made a sick-nasty unstoppable monster and it's so cool even DR FRANKENSTEIN would've loved it. But my fucking IDIOT dumbass colleague (what was his name again?) doesn't think it's wise to keep my invincible killing machine in a thin glass cryogenic tank right next to my desk. He says the creature will go wild and escape. He is a FOOL.

Day 2: The creature went wild and escaped. I was a fool.

[apnifavoritehun]

I LITERALLY CAN'T STAND BEING IGNORED.

[terraco-07]

Brotherly advice