#text log

[hewhoreplaces]

fuck nudes send me pictures of your teeth

[gaymatpatbootleg]

LOG 17.

why does pluey get to bury his face in jongler's pecs all the time it's not fair

[project-mauve]

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[ did dr. ganma seriously request a sedative for student 14? ] - R.S

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[ he sure did, yup. doesn’t look like the type to need em, huh? ] - E.G

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[ judging a book by it’s cover isn’t appropriate scientific practice, but yes. besides, the dose was heavy. that’s all i was actually worried about. ] - R.S

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[ yeah, something about them being ineffective. do you think maybe it’s cuz of his meds? heard he’s got tons of em! maybe they make him immune or somethin’ cool! ] - E.G

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[ two prescriptions is not a ton, dr. gushiken. and no, they don’t make him immune to sedation. it’s likely the anxiety disorder. ] - R.S

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[ you’re right, my bad, i was just generalizing. you sure you wanna deal with him though? i mean, you got a lot on your plate bud. ] - E.G

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[ please don’t tell me how to do my job. you’re hardly a real scientist. ] - R.H

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[ mr. saruhashi ? ] - M.K

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[ what is it? ] - R.S

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[ it seems like ms. yamamouri is looking for you !! she was very upset, soooo could you helpppp maybeeeee pleaseeeee ? ] - M.K

[ i tried my best but she wouldn’t really listen ! i wouldn’t ask this for no reason !! ] - M.K

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[ oooh, reiji’s in trouble. ] -E.G

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[ shut up, you’re a child. i’ll be there in a second, ms. kiyonari. ] - R.S

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[ thank you! take your time, please don’t rush !! i appreciate you !!! okay byeeee !!!!! ] - M.K

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[ she’s nice! ] - E.G

[ she’s annoying. and so are you, can you go back to watching over the students now? it’s quite literally your only job. ] - R.S

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[ i amm, i am. bahhh. you’ll like me eventually reiji. ] - E.G

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[ no. ] - R.S

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[probablygayattorneys]

is this anything

[steel-heart]

My girlfriend and I are going to pass out candy today! Aw, I'm looking forward to seeing all the cute little costumes we'll see tonight

[comprehensiblegaming]

i had a pretty good halloween

[safetypatrol]

My favorite text log from Resident Evil 4 Remake.

Just like the quintessential horror game text log, absolutely bare bones and lazy as fuck. So good. They were like "hey can you put a horror game diary entry here?" and someone on the writing team was like "ok"

Day 1: I made a sick-nasty unstoppable monster and it's so cool even DR FRANKENSTEIN would've loved it. But my fucking IDIOT dumbass colleague (what was his name again?) doesn't think it's wise to keep my invincible killing machine in a thin glass cryogenic tank right next to my desk. He says the creature will go wild and escape. He is a FOOL.

Day 2: The creature went wild and escaped. I was a fool.

[apnifavoritehun]

I LITERALLY CAN'T STAND BEING IGNORED.