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Heyy people. L here as in lesbian and loser. I like to write whatever hits me and hurts me, including fan fiction or just fiction. Enjoy, I guess.

[professional-rat-eater]

Devil’s Minion has been around for almost forty years. That is how long they’ve been canon.

In all that time in the book’s fanbase, they’ve existed in one single chapter and yet they’ve been one of the most popular pairings for that entire time. Rolin mentioned incessant questioning from fans back before they’d even made the show. Daniel and Armand’s relationship, after they come back together in later books, are mentioned in a few throwaway lines and yet still the popularity of this pairing persists all these years later.

They have a few hundred less fics on ao3 than Loustat and they only officially started existing in the show last week (officially.) That is how popular they are.

I don’t say this to stir up competition because frankly, I’m an adult and none of these people are real. I can’t imagine something I’d care about doing less. Shipping wars are embarrassing but particularly when there’s no overlap between the two ships.

I say it because there is someone in this fandom who claims to be a screener who has effectively said that after episode 6, DMers would no longer feel welcome in the fanbase because of something that happens. That is almost a threat. It is, at best, blatant and shameless fearmongering.

I need you all to think rationally. There is absolutely no world where that happens. Forty years and it stops now? After they’re canon? After all the books where Armand’s actions are much worse? This is where the line gets crossed?

During this season, antis have started threatening Assad for his takes on his own character. Yet he’s still talking about Armand with enthusiasm. Everyone in the cast is still talking excitedly about DM. Armand is still one of the most popular characters in the series despite the fact that he killed Claudia. Tell me, after season 2, is there genuinely anything people could to make things more unpleasant for anyone who likes Armand? I don’t think so. And they only view Daniel as an extension of him. It is going to be fine. There are still Lestat fans after 1x5. Armand’s show fanbase thrived after 2x8.

It’s a deeply pathetic thing to do and clearly wishful thinking on that person’s part. I’m sure they’re manifesting it as hard as possible. They wake up and overnight, the fandom has been purged of every DMer and they can go back to pretending Armand is unimportant. Embarrassing, childish behaviour. Please ignore them. Let them wildly misinterpret things and feel bad for them instead because what a fucking weird way to spend your time.

But there is no world in which that actually happens. We’re hearing open conversations about the Night Island spin off which, though it wouldn’t star Armand and Daniel, only exists because of the DM chapter. The show is all in on this romance. Neither of them are going anywhere. Neither are the fans. You have nothing to worry about.

[charlesrowlandcentral]

Happy Pride Month!

[veryintricaterituals]

[vamplire]

imagine going to an auction for your “deceased” ex husband who is also placing bids on his own stuff because unaware to you he is in another body meanwhile you are using the same continuous bidding as foreplay with your second ex husband over the same shit that belonged to your first ex husband who your second ex husband was also obsessed with. this happened to my good friend louis de pointe du lac

[callstoyoulikethewildgeese]

We are the dissociation brothers

[ladykvetchingradish]

oh training a pet is hard? well Shane Hollander domesticated his little bisexual freak without even trying, so maybe you’re just not doing it right babe

[fuckrozanov]

i know we love the board checks during the fuckfest montage but this check post-tuna meltdown fucking kills me. ilya is just so. look me in the eyes. do you miss me. do you regret it. am i losing you for good am i losing you for good am i losing you for good.

[captain-m81]

Shane knows if he looks he will fold.

[astralscorp]

Big fan of the idea that Albus and Scorpius have a lil' hideout or spot that they subconsciously consider as theirs, never aloud. Maybe a shady, hidden area behind a specific tree, or a cozy nook of the library where they always do their homework. When they get forbidden from seeing eachother, Scorpius would check the spot constantly in hopes of finding Albus there. Meanwhile, Albus would avoid the zone like the plague because seeing it would be like having salt rubbed into an open wound.

[breadcanon]

[spookeart]

Fixed it

[bujomoss]

slowly healing from #that finale

[spaceoddity6]

if the party had actually lost the game of dnd do you guys think mike would have continued his lil vampire roleplay and climbed across the table to bite will’s neck?

[gayregina]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Soo is it appropriate for me to promote my own fanfic?

Byler la la land inspired fic… that’s all I really have to say.

This is a product of post-season 5 depression btw.

[oliveespineapples]

The real slap in the face was Dustin saying “fuck the system” after the most generational queerbait possibly ever

[bywheeler]

college byler fics about to hit so hard (if I get motivated enough I’ll write my own too)

[gayregina]

Same. Stay tuned

[ibrakeforrainbows]

they could’ve denied that byler was happening YEARS ago btw but they decided to string us along for profit

[tryingonametaphor]

am i the only one who thinks that they’re fucking with us at this point because there’s just no way…