gayrobot9000

she/her - 20 - aotearoa - no minors please

[mihai-florescu]

Internal monologue when im staying perfectly still on the couch Avoiding^

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

princesses r supposed2 b tied up with grace n elegance n artistry,,., th ropework should b intricate n beautiful,,., hmph,,,.,!!!!

[fedora-rawhide]

becoming friends with the tgirls you meet at pride is a great way to discover new ways to have fun (she wasn't really proud of her work there I was just curious what it was like to be tied up) (good)

[swagophile]

it sucks being the type of person who gets really annoyed at minor greivances cus it increasingly feels like everyone around me is the type of person who gets really upset and freaked out if you're at all annoyed at them

[swagophile]

basically every other time i'm upset its like

me: hey what you did earlier annoyed me a lot. can you try to be more considerate please

friend: iim sorry im sorry imsorrysorry sorry pplease dont getmad at me im sorry im sorrhplease

me: ok forget it i guess

Its driving me CRAZY like what the fuck am i supposed to do even. i should just become the type of person who isnt bothered by anything

[um-jammer-tranny]

i shouldnt be allowed to text girls i am crushing on i start saying shit like "yes maam" and saluting

[learning-is-underrated]

ME: In the grid a tile, in the tile another tile. Do you see?

7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see!

ME: For each turn of the outer tile, (BM * BK) / (WM * WK) a turn of the inner tile. And within the inner tile a point of perfect global memory coalescing

7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all excess GMEM transactions

[lonestatus]

before getting high: i will get so high that i will Unlock It

when i'm high: fuuuuck itwould feel so good yo look at wikipedia.com/hausa_kingdoms

[filmphotofranz]

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[gayrobot9000]

i like it when mutuals flirt with me i kick my feet in the air and go yay

[accidentallyadorable]

day 2 of multi-vitamin. still haunted.

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[krafterwrites]

Just remembered about possibly one of my favorite YTP clips

(Source)

[unspeakablybea]

the reason i like to be the princess is because when a princess exists in a story its purpose is almost always to be loved and desired and fought for and i would like to be on that side of the interaction

[unspeakablybea]

the reason i like to be the princess is because when a princess exists in a story its purpose is almost always to be loved and desired and fought for and i would like to be on that side of the interaction

[unspeakablybea]

the reason i like to be the princess is because when a princess exists in a story its purpose is almost always to be loved and desired and fought for and i would like to be on that side of the interaction

[unspeakablybea]

the reason i like to be the princess is because when a princess exists in a story its purpose is almost always to be loved and desired and fought for and i would like to be on that side of the interaction