I'm gay

sry

[shiftythrifting]

sometimes at work donators will just leave items outside without ringing the bell

- unnerved Goodwill employee

[webcomicname]

[weallheartonedirection]

The Aquarium near me posted this today

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

Me

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

take everything i say with a hint of lime

[sovietnam]

[wizcoylifa]

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

[stability]

[writingsforwinter]

it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed

[the-real-ted-cruz]

[3000s]

this is the mood for 2018

[flyfella]

At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

[shadyuck]

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now

[celebgames]

US President Barack Obama ® purchases ‘Just Dance 3’ for the Wii gaming console while shopping at Best Buy in Alexandria, Virginia, December 21, 2011. AFP PHOTO/Jim WATSON (Photo credit should read JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images)

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

not necessarily the most 2011 image of one time but a pretty 2011 one nonetheless

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

my neck, my back

they hurt, they are Sore

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

wow, look at this! the overhanging leaves.. on the shoreline are pretTHERES A CRAB

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Thot patrol via Shitty_Car_Mods

[plantsplacesthings]

I’m not a party gay. I’m a couch gay, a homosectional you could say

[hyrude]

me: hmm… i wonder if the reason im doing this unhealthy thing… is because it’s at least something i know how to control… unlike that glaring problem in my life that i dont understand how to fix?

the microsoft paperclip that lives in my brain and thinks it has a phd because it took a semester of ap psych in high school: hi! it looks like you’re using language of introspection. are you trying to self-actualize?

me: i need to do it on my own this time, clippy

[lnnea]

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

[decepticonsensual]

And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.