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[stability]

they’re not wrong

[queerist]

[bloodytales]

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

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[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

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uh

baltimore are you okay

[volcel-official]

RECREATIONAL

MURDER

[hardstoplucas1]

“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”

[nattousan]

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

[catchymemes]

[lastskiss]

I don’t know if anyone’s posted this yet but this is the crowd during Love On Top and it’s soooo fucking lit i’m crying it’s beautiful (from twitter: beysusfacts)

[plasticcflower]

WOW STOP

[wally-jo]

when ur mom works hard so you give her a break

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This is so sweet I cried

[candiikismet]

I LOVE THIS

[trashtank]

[cool-ghoul]

Sometimes god has to step in

[cartnsncreal]

[cocoacallalily]

This would’ve went on all day.. lol

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

She had me thinkin maybe it is 1235

[antiandrogen]

i believe her

[momoeyamaguchi-deactivated20180]

please watch this

source

[antiandrogen]

This is so intense like… if you miss your mark you get beheaded

[mizunocaitlin]

You’re doing them a disservice by not including who they are! These girls are high school students. They are the Tomioka High School Dance Club from Tomioka High School in Osaka. They went viral in Japan when they got runner up in the “All-Japan High School Super Cup Dance-Off” held as part of Yokohama’s summer of dance this summer (August 2017). You’ll know Yokohama’s summers of dance from the regular mass Pikachu dances you see on social media each summer. 

They’ve blown up since then. The promotional video they made at the school has more than 30 million views. They’ve been on tons of TV shows, including performances with Oginome Yoko, the original singer of the song (Dancing Hero (Eat You Up)) that they remixed for their dance. 

This dance routine was riffing off the comedian Hirano Nora and actually includes some of her comedy catch phrases in the remix. (They even got her to join them eventually!) For the uninitiated, one of the most accessible forms of comedy in modern Japanese pop culture are comedians like this who create outlandish SNL type characters and then appear on one or more shows regularly as that character. Hirano Nora’s gimmick is that she’s a woman from the height of Japan’s “bubble economy” era in the 80′s when there were tons of newly wealthy yuppies. This is why the remix is called “Bubbly Dance”. (Compare her to similar comedy character Blouson Chiemi whose gimmick is that she’s a modern, man eating career woman.)

These girls deserve all the fame they’re getting. You can read about them in the Asahi Shinbun and also check out this piece on Akane, their 25 year old coach via Japan Forward. 

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!!!

[slopaganda]

when you make a joke in a gay group chat

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I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

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I submitted my application and resume

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I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

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My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

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I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

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[bingomann]

reblog for good luck

[torturelabyrinth]

don’t let fanfiction fool you into thinking that sex is real

[sadspaghetti]

*gets tagged in ugly facebook photo*

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