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I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

He ate the flower https://www.instagram.com/p/BxgkJQuHptO/?igshid=57xsxyhb7a5p

Pompeii got to enjoy his first nice day outside! He ate (safe) dandelions and clovers and basked in the sunlight. I adopted Pompeii last winter. Because of improper care, he is severely stunted and can't use his back legs and needs extra care for the rest of his life. This is why we should always do thorough research on care requirements of any animal we take in. It's also important to stay up to date with the evolution of their care as it's improved too. #beardeddragon #beardeddragonsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxgj9NLHHHu/?igshid=1eptwnb7glca4

#beardeddragon #beardeddragonsofinstagram

Trois the Sass Master https://www.instagram.com/p/BvNsyW9B2rQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vaqauij5kj8f

dovahqueen4

Every time

planet-motherfucker

svcxb

theyre called “potions”, look it up

weepycat

peak fantasy environment designs:

floaty islands

glowing mushrooms

bigger versions of normal animals

animalistic dragons

deep, sentient forests

sky/space whales

souichisan

crystal clutters

multiple moons

planet rings visible from the ground

beastlyart

waterfalls falling to nowhere

sun-drenched deserts with nothing for miles except some old, mysterious ruins

stone formations that create natural arches

insomniac-arrest

I never realized how globally iconic the american road trip was until I lived abroad and people asked me about it

like I remember saying once ‘I’ll miss the ocean here :(’ (I live in the middle of the US) and my South African friend was like “??? won’t you just road trip to go see it? Don’t you road trip everywhere?’ and I was like, ‘I mean, yes, yeh. I can’t deny that.’ and they’d nod their head like ‘that’s exactly as it should be you funky little american, that’s how it is’

like, it never occurred to me other people didn’t frequently jump in their car and traverse the great straight and endless roads of your huge-ass corn-and-cow country for hours on end for fun

much less people around the world were like strongly associating us with it, like ‘americans and their cars and their hijinks and their coming-of-age driving tales, yes’

zanabism-deactivated20200529

none of this “solidarity” and support and sudden love for Muslims even matters if you’re not going to reject the entirety of the American military and all others that invade and destroy Muslim countries. None of it matters unless you can do that

taylortut

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

taylortut

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything

patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea

You pleased a mad fae trickster

thepioden

Man though you know what makes me sorta sad is when nerdy, “quiet” kids latch on to me during camp and they just talk and talk and talk about a thing they’re into (Skyrim, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, dinosaurs, whatever). And I see the kids just light up when they say something and I can chime in with an ‘oh hey, are you talking about [x]? I love that thing! Tell me more about it.’

Like, their parents will warn me ‘so-and-so is pretty quiet and hard to engage’ but no, man, just listen, your kid is so smart and so into This Thing, they’ll engage like fuck and talk your damn ear off it you let them. Frame it in their damn terms. Or! Just! Listen to them about their Thing! And they will engage with the rest of the material! Because they know you care about them! Amazing!!!

knightoflodis

Quiet kids are usually that way because either no one listens, or there is always someone more dominant speaking wise in their group that always talks over them and then they give up. Some quiet kids are starved for attention and really really want to talk, but don’t always get the chance to