The Crabs Templar @gazmonster - Tumblr Blog

why do i have to format emails like i’m writing a letter to my fucking husband on the frontlines of the long war. my dearest gregory. it has been too long since i’ve held in my embrace. o, that these travails shall lead us to one another again. my sincerest, fondest thoughts go with you in this, your hour of need. i have attached the requested documents in .pdf format. thanks!

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Me reading your tarot cards: "Okay, I have drawn the Empress, the Queen of Discs, the, uh.... jack of diamonds, blue eyes white dragon, a couple of Swamp lands, and Pikachu."

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I place the Knave of Swords face down in defense mode and end my turn

tried to make a mask and failed! :') but I will try again tomorrow. I need to pick a different tutorial than the one I used bc it didn't account for a real hem on the pocket (like, you know, folded twice before sewing so there aren't raw fraying edges.....) and I had trouble trying to adjust bc I was so stressed out lol. >__>;; I did manage to remember how to use my sewing machine tho.

#I ordered some different fabric too #that says it's higher quality quilting cotton SUPPOSEDLY #we will see #i just hope i can figure this out!! i thought it would be so easy wtf #my brain is just already overloaded idk #im so easily frustrated and discouraged lately. its been.... bad

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#i still do this haha

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zuko definitely shouldve been allowed to drop just one f-bomb in atla…i think he deserves it.

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thats fucking rough, buddy.

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did jet just fucking die?

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Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh

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This is from a list of canon swear words

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*peppers these into my regular conversation*

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I’m sure I was the coolest twelve-year-old

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Detective Inuyasha

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Cozy snail cozy snail cozy snail

#bitsy this image is very you!!#I cannot @ u from my phone browser #because tumblr is a broken mess LOL #sweet-bitsy

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can’t wait til I’m released from captivity into the wild and immediately get carried off by an eagle

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percy at the lotus casino: I'm so happy! im having such a great time!

percy, thinking about what he just said:

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percy: [feels happy once]

percy, immediately:

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Not anime related I’m sorry but every day I keep this inside of me I pass away but there was an empty parking spot in our front lot that just said ‘No’ for the longest time and that was funny enough but about two weeks ago a new addition was made and I almost shit myself laughing in the parking lot so I felt the need to share