Five things to NOT say to an anosmic
I see articles and lists all the time about "x number of things you shouldn't say to *insert group of people here.*" There's one for women who don't want kids, women who have kids, ones that have nothing to do with women or kids, there's one for just about everyone.
But I've never seen one for anosmics. (Someone who does not have their sense of smell). So I thought I would make one. Here are a few things that, as an anosmic, I am sick of hearing but hear all the time by people who just found out I can't smell. Here goes.
1. Wait, you can't smell anything? Not even really strong farts, or flowers, or anything? Like I could fart in your face and you wouldn't know?
K, couple things. First, who farts in someone else's face? That's just weird and gross. Second, someone who is missing the sense of smell generally cannot smell anything. You wouldn't ask a blind person if they could at least see that really big mountain, or that brilliant sunset.
2. You're so lucky that you can't smell dog shit or garbage dumps!
Again, you wouldn't tell a blind person how lucky they are to not see, I don't know... all the crappy sights there are in the world, or a deaf person how lucky they are that they can't hear nails on a chalkboard. Why not treat anosmia with the same sensitivity and respect as blindness or deafness??? True, I can't smell the crappy shit, but I also can't smell cinnamon rolls baking on a Sunday morning. Or more importantly, I couldn't smell the gas leak that preceded the natural gas explosion that occurred in my apartment two years ago. So f*** off.
3. Oh, so you can't taste either, then.
Are you asking me, or are you telling me? 'Cause I understand genuine curiosity, but if you're presuming to tell me what I can and can not do, (no doubt based on your extensive knowledge and expertise on anosmia, a condition that 5 seconds ago you had never heard of), then it's very good that you're reading this list. Keep reading.
4. How do you know you can't smell? Have you ever tried?
Hahaha, I DARE you to say this to a blind/deaf person. 'Have you ever tried to see/hear anything?' How do YOU know that you CAN smell? Or do anything, for that matter? Just because I was born this way and don't know any different, doesn't mean that in my 27 years on this planet I haven't noticed that everyone else can detect something that I can't. I mean, how does a deaf person know that they can't hear? Sounds ridiculous, right? It's equally ridiculous to say to an anosmic. So don't.
5. If I had to pick one sense to lose, I would pick smell.