finger guns

hi my name is gabby i am 20 i live in australia and i cant escape this website (she/her)

[kuntsuragi]

welcome to my twister mind

right hand blue

[theninthmember]

fave stardew valley moment of all time was when I was talking to evelyn and she was like “i love living by the ocean… as a child I used to collect seashells all day…” and then I handed her a shell and she said “it smells terrible :/“ and I lost a heart.

[saturn-matcha]

me: if i just face this intrusive thought and force myself to not be bothered by it will go away

the intrusive thought:

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Awww murder mittens

[transheadcrab]

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

[transheadcrab]

stop it bastard

[sketchdeath]

my birth certificate but it has an ifunny watermark

[viinnttaaggee]

[bisexuanal]

Yelling someone posted this on twitter with a “my friend sent me this”

[degenezijde]

I'm....

[ereereee]

my primary goal is to have a calico cat and a sunlit kitchen

[thejonymyster]

AND THEN ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODAAY

AH AH AH

[purplequay]

its fun to draw cats when you dont know cat anatomy 

[halfabouros]

They look normal to me

[kwason]

cats don’t know what anatomy is either

[kestrele]

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

[cinnamon-rell-deactivated202204]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

[mens-rights-activia]

[catchymemes]

[sailoruranus-archive]

… I have made a mistake

[stardew-valley]

prepare to die

[red-revival]

[rodrickheffeley]

[kaijuno]

Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.