Is Your Spirituality Bullshit?
11 simple ways to check if your spiritual practice is fake-arse harmful consumer Prozac bullshit or the real revolutionary deal?
- by Sub-Meditator MarcosÂ
âWhatever relationships you have attracted in your life at this moment, are precisely the ones you need in your life at this moment. There is a hidden meaning behind all events, and this hidden meaning is serving your own evolution.â - Deepak Chopra speaking to 1 million dead in Iraq, the 200 species that went extinct today, rape victims worldwide and the rest of us. Wanker.Â
Religion has been described as the opiate of the masses, and modern âspiritual but not religiousâ approaches as another Prozac of the middle class. I have been critical of how supposedly spiritual practices such as yoga, meditation and martial arts can be used in the service of harmful consumer culture. While posing as revolutionary much of modern new-age spirituality and itâs packaged âalternativeâ offshoots are really in service of a psychologically, socially and environmentally destructive system. It could be argued however that McMindfulness and friends are only harmful as corrupted forms and that the real thing is actually deeply radical. In Buddhism beneficial qualities have ânear enemiesâ - pity with compassion and attachment with love for example, and this makes a nice analogy. One might point to Jesus kicking money-lender butt or Buddha smashing up the Indian caste system, or more modern embodiments of spiritual arse-kickery such as Gandhiâs spiritually driven resistance (but note he didnât JUST meditate) or South American liberation theology. How then might one determine if youâre suckling on a spirituality painted capitalist teet or getting to the heart of the good stuff?Â
First, Iâd like to be clear Iâm not having the mainstream religious vs spirituality debate here. Itâs old news that religion is often used to prove your ethic group is Godâs favourite, go on a murderous crusade/jihad, put up with anything for the promise of heaven, and generally be social controlled and manipulated by the ruling class. Church has traditionally been massively in cahoots with both state and business as a tool of conformity and oppression and I take it as a given that youâre smart enough to see this. Heh, maybe the new groovy Pope will prove me wrong before the CIA send him to his socialist God prematurely.
What Iâm asking is how would you know if your spiritual practice were genuinely transformative, and therefore deeply challenging to the status quo, or another way of sustaining it - part of the Spiritual Industrial Complex (SIC)? Here are some near enemies:
1. Leadership or egoic?
Genuine transformative spirituality has an agentic individualist component which Iâll label leadership - as in personally being responsible to lead your life, acknowledging weâre all different and choice really matters. Being egoic on the other hand is more like âfuck you, Iâll do what I like!!!â, serving nobody but yourself. You could also see this distinction as âpurpose or pushing?â. Related to it is âpsychologisingâ - turning personal responsibility into blaming oneself or others for harmful systemic structures, environmental damage and inequality. Turning these into individual psychological problems - âyouâre broken, not the systemâ - is extremely convenient for the status bullshit quo.*
Check - Do you have autonomy, personal responsibility and choice in your practice, while still acknowledging culture and systems as influences?
* In integral terms this is seeing only the upper left quadrant as causal, a viewed shared by the far right and new agers.Â
2. Service orientated or group conformity?Â
Any healthy spirituality must balance the rights of the individual with group belonging and positive social action. If I had to pick just one factor as a differentiator it would be this. The SIC forms lack a service element and either encourage new-age egotism âyou can get whatever you want!â or the unhealthy group conformity like traditional religion and cults. Spirituality is always about putting something beyond oneself, while not getting lost in the crowd (think Nuremberg), hence these first two points need to be in harmony. This service element needs to be at the very core of the practice like the Bodhisattvas vow - âfor all sentient beingsâ - not a corporate social responsibility style âlot of work for charityâ add on.
Check - Is a service element at the core of your practice?Â
3. Community or pseudo-community?Â
In many SIC events there is the plastic veneer of community. Real community take time and commitment and canât be achieved in an intense weekend retreat. Practising in a real community means mutual support and challenge for a common goal. Also that the community has shared values and some norms, and a hard boundary with conditions for entry and exit - sorry folks, a community can not function without these any more than a person without a skin. NB: The consumer model of the expert âworksâ and you âshopâ (a fee paying âworkshopâ) almost totally precludes community and also damages agency (1.).Â
Check - is your practice both supported by, and to support, a committed group with a common purpose?
4. Awordly or worldly?
If a practice is just about getting rich (e.g. meditating on abundance and mindfulness for corporate jerks), getting famous or powerful (e.g. many influence and leadership workshops) or getting more attractive (most yoga letâs be honest confuse embodied with body beautiful ascribing to the same sick standards as consumer culture) itâs bullshit. Gaining wealth of various kinds can be seen as toxic too (imwordly), a nice but largely irrelevant byproduct of (aworldly) or even a helpful means to an end (tantra) of spiritual practice, but it is never the point. This is the classic spiritual materialism. Â
Check - is the point of your practice worldly gain?
5. Acceptance or passivity?
Acceptance is a beautiful double-edged sword. Surrender to what is the case, is not the same as surrender to authority or passivity in the face of what really can be changed. True spirituality misquotes Suzuki Roshi, âThe world is perfect as it is, and it could do with massive social changeâ. Paradoxically, acceptance and letting go of resentments is actually the beginning of effective action, as we need to start where we actually are and go with the flow. This is deferent from being a victim. A key bullshit indicator that MOST ancient and modern systems have is spiritual practice instead of social action. This is the basic placating anaesthetic effect of pseudo-spiritual practice. If I feel bad I can either deal with that externally by enacting change or use and use meditation/prayer/ whatever to feel better internally. Real spirituality looks the dying kid on the poster in the eye, feels the fucking burn and feels compelled to act. Compassion is just a rumour until itâs in the muscle.  Â
Check - Do you take shit? Do you deal with external shit by practicing to feel better about it.Â
6. Gratitude or fake smile?
Cultivating gratitude as any US Army approved Positive Psychology course will tell you is a part of most genuine spiritual traditions. Personally I have found it transformative to look at each day and ask, âwhat can I be thankful for?â, taking acceptance one step further. This is quite different from ignoring what needs to be changed or plastering on a fake smile - see smile or die on the harmful effects of âbeing positiveâ and more on the psychologising of social injustice.Â
Check - Are you grateful without forcing a smile?
 7. Emotionally intelligent or emotionally indulgent?Â
A healthy spirituality is emotionally aware yet appropriately expressed and contained. SIC tends to be repressed like mainstream religion or more commonly a cathartic emotionally indulgent bukkake pornfest, confusing emotional release and intensity with spirituality. Often only certain emotions are allowed - e.g. the repression of anger in West Coast eye-contact Buddhism or of sadness in Positive Psychology - so emotional range is a factor here.
Check - Are you in touch with, but not run by, the full range of emotions?Â
8. Discerning or judging?
I added this one as I get accused of it all the time :-) Discernment is making distinctions and choices, while judgement adds an aggressive moral component. Critical thinking is a good thing, yet in SIC circles it is often taboo. Related to this would be diversity vs naive pluralism - accepting there are many ways to do spirituality well, but many ways to get it plain wrong! Also, wise vs clever, as a lot of modern spirituality informed by therapy and well-read middle-cass cleverness gets lost in cranio-rectal inversions.Â
Check - can you make critical assessments and choices without saying there is only one true way and the others must die!Â
NB, this article is a judgmental form for humour and clarity but really about discernment.
9. Mystery or superstitionÂ
Spirituality is just reality. It tastes of bread (and no, not the gluten-free shit). Genuine spirituality is also about mystery and the unknowable, but does not descend into superstition so is in no way in conflict with science. Spirituality is for the subjective and ethical domains and doesnât make claims over the objective or say thereâs no such thing (see Wilber on art, morals and science). Much SIC bullshit like The Secret and other Law of Attraction BULLSHIT!!! (his one deserves capitals and the number of !!!!âs usually only employed by teenage Justin Bieber fans) is about pure narcissistic fantasy. You are not Harry Potter, you canât do magic you tie-dye dolphin fucking muppets. Â
Check - got science?Â
10. Self-care or narcissismÂ
Self-care is a really good idea and the basis on any spirituality. Put your own oxygen mask on first and all that but donât JUST put your mask on and let everyone around you suffocate. Much of the SIC is very much in keeping with modern consumer self-obsession and just another vanity project. As well as just not giving a damn about others another variation is actually thinking you can do some good by personal example alone as if the hyper-purity of brushing your teeth with organic Fairtrade houmous will be enough to inspire the world and bring down power structures.Â
Check - Do you look after yourself without getting off on yourself or thinking that it alone will change the world?
11. Inner vs outer change or both?Â
This one is perhaps the crux of it. The litmus-test for your spirituality. Ghandi did yes, drink his own piss and mediate but he also undermined the economic base of the British Empire. While integrity, personal example and self care are important, theyâre also not enough. Equally social activism without a strong psychological and spiritual base is more often than not ineffective as burn-out, addiction, lack of discipline, wonton aggression, in-fighting and ethical issues derail good intentions. A much-needed integral approach to spirituality views the inner as a foundation for outer change, and the outer as inner work. This view is actually quite rare in history but is I think, the only chance a world on the brink has. The world needs spiritual warriors, and not just the pretentious metaphorical ones you find in California, but ones who can lovingly kick some serious arse.Â
Check - Do you see inner and outer change as mutually exclusive or supportive? Â
A note of thanks to Deep Green Resistance who helped me gather much of my thinking here. Onwards comrades! Spiritual Wanker is also a classic if you not seen it, though I think the last word here should really go to Peep Show though. Enjoy.













