GOSSIP GIRL SENTENCE MEME.
"You had someone who loved you unconditionally."
"I'm sorry I gave up on us when you never did."
"Can I kiss you before I kill you?"
"Every time I try to move on, you're right there."
"I'm not a stop along the way, I'm a destination."
"Happiness does not seem to be on the menu."
"You're not hot enough to be a high school cheerleader."
"Excuse me if I don't fall for that, or you, ever again."
"I'd ask how you are, but I really don't care."
"You're completely unaware of your affect on me."
"Who the hell is he not to want you?"
"When are you gonna ask me on a real date?"
"I'm gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that."
"You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?"
"I look forward to never seeing you again."
"You have no idea who you're dealing with."
"I'm glad that she's so fun and I'm sorry that I'm not."
"A little bit of danger is what makes life worth living."
"How would I ever believe anything you say again?"
"Isn't there someone else you can torture?"
"Do yourself a favor and stop talking right now."
"Take a Xanax or a tequila shot or something."
"Maybe I am a total bitch, did you ever think about that?"
"Let me say, for the record, I like you. You and only you."
"There's a reason I always come back to you."
"I'm happy for you. I'm gonna go vomit now."