‘ no worries, i got plenty of jokes. some of them ain’t that APPROPRIATE though. ‘
“ then i’m afraid you’ve already lost me. you’re welcome to INDULGE me in the appropriate ones though. ”

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‘ no worries, i got plenty of jokes. some of them ain’t that APPROPRIATE though. ‘
“ then i’m afraid you’ve already lost me. you’re welcome to INDULGE me in the appropriate ones though. ”
‘ heh, not BAD. most candy jokes just make me sqworm ! ‘
“ pfft. alright now if you’re expecting me to reply with another joke then i’m sorry to disappoint. that candy joke was the only one i knew. ”
how do you feel about kenny???
“ he’s alright i guess… little too flirty if you ask me. but alright. ”
‘ sure, if it means i get ta’ listen to you i’m all ears. ‘
“ well i actually didn’t think it was that funny so i just SNICKER’D. ”
that's it. that's the joke.
“ i heard a joke about candy bars, wanna hear it ? ”
We all have our demons
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heirxss replied to your post:heirxss replied to your post “you know you’re a...
i drew a picture of annie tied up one time bc i kept getting anons saying it and somehow, somewhere, a porn blog reblogged that and i still get a notification every now and then that some new weird porn blog reblogged my fully clothed, shittily drawn child glaring.
..............................i aspire to be like you
heirxss replied to your post “you know you’re a quality blog when 5 porn blogs follow you at once”
UM GET WITH IT 10 is the cool number
UUUUUUUUUUUM B’SCUSE ME ............................ it’ll be the best if i log in one day and find that 69 porn blogs followed me
Don’t let me watch the Olympics
you know you’re a quality blog when 5 porn blogs follow you at once
lance’s character is literally just this spongebob screenshot
— What is your problem? — Who knows, I have so many.
Daniel C. L. (via convertions)
five word prompts
an-exotic-writer:
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
“really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
“zero fucks given. next please.”
Ride over the clouds ☆゚.*・。゚
Process
❛ all you see is your desire , you crave everything that others say you cannot have ; to spite them or to simply own these things to satisfy your needs———you aren’t quite certain which . all you are sure of is that you want . you want SO MUCH . it nearly pains you how much you want . you are protective of what you have , you are willing to kill for what you desire , you have killed for what you desire , you WILL kill for what you desire . be it family , possession , status , power————you want it all . you feel incomplete without them . you believe you deserve them , that they are rightfully yours & yours alone . so when someone comes in the way of these things , who can really blame you for acting a bit melodramatic ??
that is not dead which may eternal lie