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click here & you will find #113 gifs of my actual husband omar apollo from various interviews he’s had from 2022 to this year . . all were made by me ! if you’ve found this helpful , a reblog / like on this post goes a very , very long way !
* xavier & jude .
*{ jude’s brows furrowed as he shot a look to xavier, before slowly raising them. the blond bit at his bottom lip as he stared down the other male. “does it matter, though? this doesn’t affect you,” jude quipped. the cold stare turned into a shrug. still eyes on xavier. “i take accountability all the time, anyways.”
“ not directly , but you’re talking to me about it .. i mean , 𝚒'𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 , so it kinda does affect me ! ” eyes are practically glued on the other male as he so desperately tries to get a read off him , some semblance of energy , yet to no avail as the other was simply too ── complex . cue the thousand other words xavier could replace there . “ really ? name one , and don’t worry , i’m not doing anything later . ”
* omari & arlo .
*{ arlo shot the man a wide eyed look before saying loud enough for the other stranger to hear, “martin! i’ve missed you. are you ready to get ice cream?” the blonde turned to the stranger and gave a sweet but dismissive wave before turning away and rolling her eyes. “army brat boyfriend, how charming,” a laugh escaped her lips, “aiming a little high, though, brat,” she casually stated before tapping his shoulder with every word she spoke at the end.
tries his absolute best to make this as believable as he possibly could , at least for the blonde’s sake , witnessing firsthand as to how .. rigorous dealing with certain men could be . mirrors in actions by shooting the other male a quick wave before turning attention back to her , smile already making its way back onto his lips , “ maybe actual brat is enough to stand alone by itself , on second thought , ” allows giggles to easily escape from his mouth , tiny touch sending goosebumps to his skin , “ how about that ice cream though ? ”
* lauryn & lennon .
*{ lennon’s eyes brightened when the woman gave her the time of day. or at least humoured her. “well,” lennon replied with her most serious voice, “it’s a petition to let me back into this particular bar. they have great shit for hockey games but because i started a verbal altercation with another customer i’m not allowed in,” she explained quite seriously. “i need like 30 signatures i feel to be let back in.” the brunette gave the other an earnest stare accentuated with a small smile.
for someone who was 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚕𝚢 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 just a matter of mere seconds ago , femme finds herself hooked onto almost every word spoken by the other . “ ── that’s it ? i was expecting something a little more intense than that , ” eyebrows momentarily furrow as the situation unravels further , giving it one final thought before making her decision . “ alright , give it here , i know a total injustice when i see one ! ” takes pen and clipboard into possession , already swiping away to provide her signature . “ i feel like we should just storm in there and get you back in their good graces , to hell with this petition .. no offense . ”
gwldcnz:
* 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻: unique jobs !
under the cut you’ll find a masterlist of +40 unique jobs. some of them are really funny and interesting so hope you enjoy!
* xavier & viviana .
her eyes zero in on the male and his special friend of the night. of course there’s another one ! she swears that this happens nearly every night. you would think that with each encounter that the brunette witnesses the less attached she would feel from him. but the pit in her stomach and the anger fuming in her mind were evident through the cold look in her eye. scoffing at his response to her angry demeanor, she shook her head and rolled her eyes. ‘ pretty sure this is something i’ll have to get used to. ‘ a grimace taking over her features, viviana immediately scoots away from him on the couch, leaving a few inches between them. god, she barely even wanted to look at him. ‘ oh, i’m not worried about that. ‘ her upper lip trying to hide the inescapable grin. he always knew what to say, that was for sure. ‘ too bad you’ll never get another taste then, huh ? ‘
‘ used to what ? spyin’ on me ? ’ words are extremely playful , male specializing in awfully witty banter , unable to be serious for longer than a second . previously neutral features take a momentary dip as eyes witness femme scoot away from him , any semblance of touch immediately ripped away from him , only fueling this energetic demeanor even more . 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 , none would be able to fill the void that femme left in male’s heart , painfully evident whenever he finds himself lost within her gaze . typical action for xavier , more than willing to admit . ‘ what’re you worried about then ? cause i know , for one , i’m worried about gettin’ another taste . ’ head nods while lips curve into a smile , turning his body to face her now , simply amping up the devilish thoughts in his mind . ‘ i don’t know , viv , i’m not one to say never cause you , uh , never know . ’
* kaleb & lacey .
when lacey had escaped the view of her latest problem, the guy who now was seemingly attached to her hip she hadn’t wasted a single moment. she had found a table at the party, hopping atop it in order to dance and purposely hike up her dress as she did so, alcohol in her system making it easier to show off her body with little regret. sadly her fun was swiftly cut short when kaleb appeared and the people around her were clearly also disappointed by his appearance as he spoke and dragged her away. there was an audible huff at his words, “nothing, i just wanted to have some fun. given i doubt i would’ve even gotten onto that table if you were seeing it i think it’s more i know what you are and aren’t going to allow. i want to have fun and you’re a fun killer so why would i stick around you?”
has no choice but to stare back at eyes that have the capability to convince him of anything if she tried hard enough , desperately trying to gain his bearings away from the ruckus they previously created . “ see , a game of checkers would be considered as fun to some people . dancing on top of a table for a crowd , on the other hand , isn’t exactly the best way to keep a 𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎 ! ” eyes roll at femme’s words as facial features remain uptight and the utmost bothered by her actions , knowing the wellbeing of woman and her family are supposed to be his main focus . “ i don’t think you understand how much trouble i would be in if anyone and i mean anyone got their hands on a video of you doing .. what you did . do you , like , have to make this ten times harder for me ? ”
* olivia & bailey .
the young femme sat in silence, wanting to just let the other ramble as needed, she understood how frustrating life could be, having expectations placed on you that were truly exhausting. it wasn’t until their comment about possibly be delirious she finally spoke up, letting out a laugh, “you aren’t delirious, liv. i think it’s pretty easy to get like that around people who get it. you know you aren’t alone it what you feel. i mean, i always want to forget those parties and whatnot and it’s pretty easy to when we escape like this.” bailey admitted simply, “you don’t need to thank me, really.”
aren’t this open nor this honest with anyone else and enjoys it that way , truly , unable to think of another person that makes her feel this .. comfortable . something she’s been seeking since the end of time due to her life being anything other than that , forced to hide and lie who she really is for the sake of her parents . bailey , opposed to most , simply accepts her for who she is , hence a huge place in femme’s heart for the blonde . “ i know , i know , and not to make it all sappy 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 , ” she starts , tiny smile already on her features , “ i mean every word . seriously . i couldn’t ask for a better person to spend with , so thanks , even though i know you don’t wanna hear it ! ”
❝ 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 / 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐬.
where one or both muses are in need of help and / or comfort that could simply be fluffy or romantic – or lead to intimacy and / or sex. ( titled for easy reference. )
break-in. my violent ex just tried to break into my apartment and you’re the police officer sent to investigate and wow , you’re so kind and understanding and protective and it’s been so long since i’ve felt safe around someone and i don’t want you to leave , can you please stay ??
getaway. i’m the city slicker who stupidly took the wrong turn and crashed their car on the way to a small town airbnb cabin getaway , and you’re the local town doctor / nurse sent out to bandage me up and damn , you’re cute as hell and i keep making up excuses to prevent you from leaving just yet.
loss. i am a recent widow / widower who is struggling to come to terms with everything , and you’re the neighbour i never bothered to get to know who lives down the street who went through the same thing several years ago , and you knock at my door to offer your condolences and help in packing up my partner’s things to donate to charity because they know that’s the hardest part.
injury. i’m a retired professional athlete who was mildly famous back in the day who had to leave the game due to injury and now i coach little league / children’s spor. you’re the new parent who rushes over to me when i hurt myself and– wait a minute ?? how did you know i had a bad knee ?? turns out you were a fan back in the day and you have no ring on your finger and your hand supporting my knee feels really good ?? and yeah , maybe i *do* need an x-ray… you could drive me to the hospital ??
disaster. we met several years ago when both our partners / family members were killed in a natural disaster / freak accident and even though at the time we had a connection we weren’t in the right place to explore it. now at the one year anniversary memorial event , we meet again we’re both still alone without partners but the connection is still there and i think now it feels like the right time to go get a coffee.
strangers. i’m the workaholic who always has to order takeout when i get home because it’s too late to cook and you’re the delivery driver who always gets assigned to me who knows me better than my colleagues do and we normally chat about how our day has been but tonight you’re not your usual self and you let slip your fiance just broke off your engagement and i end up inviting you in to talk about it / share the food.
teacher. it’s parent-teacher night and the two of us get to chatting at the coffee machine and we both let slip we’re recently divorced and suddenly i realise you’re the teacher my kid keeps gushing about and now we’re talking about ‘extra support’ for my kid that he doesn’t even need just so we have an excuse to keep chatting.
city mouse. i’m the city-lover who couldn’t wait to leave their small town after graduation who is now reluctantly back in town for a family event when my rental breaks down in the middle of the road , and you’re the stupidity attractive jock from my class who i used to fantasize about who offers to help me push my car to their mechanic shop.
vd. it’s valentine’s day night and we’re both clearly single and waiting in line to order takeout at the local chinese restaurant by ourselves where it feels like we’re the only two single people in the city , and we get to chatting and laughing about our bad luck in love / our many failed relationships when the host / hostess mistakes us for a couple , and now suddenly we’re pretending we’re on a date so we can get the free valentine’s day dessert special ??
revenge. i’m feeling bitter and vindictive about my cheating partner and i’m looking for revenge , and you’re the new , young , attractive junior executive who is clearly attracted to me because of my power and seniority , and suddenly i’m asking you to stay back late for your ‘ help on a project ’ that doesn’t even exist.
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suburbia. my dog keeps getting out and breaking into your yard and somehow formed a strong attachment to your– wait a minute , did you say ‘ nephew / niece ’ ?? so you’re not the married / family-obsessed neighbour i thought you were , but actually single and childless ?? suddenly i’m not mad at my dog anymore and inviting myself in for a coffee because i’m shamelessly single and Horny in Suburbia™
i'm going to start writing any minute now,,, any minute
* lauryn & lennon .
*{ starter for gcslight
*{ lennon flagged down the nearest person, giving a bright smile. “hello, i hope you’re having a great day, mine would be better if you signed this petition,” she flashed the clipboard up towards the other, a purple pen in hand.
had seen the other from a mile away , planning to speed - walk her way past the hoots and hollering . 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 , h o w e v e r , practically sucked up into the other’s grasp . seems sweet which is different from others who have tried to maintain her attention , already off to a somewhat good start . “ good day up until two seconds ago , yeah . sway my decision though , what’s it about ? ”
* omari & arlo .
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*{ a laugh escaped her lips, obviously fake with a smile in the direction of an oblivious male. the blonde shot a glance at a bystander a look of annoyance. holding a finger up to the man she was talking to, arlo walked toward the third party. “i told him you were my cousin. man is desperate.”
“ cousin ? okay .. ” momentary twist of confusion displays across his face before reverting back in case the other male had eyes on him , charming smile now taking hold of male’s lips , “ if this ever happens again , i’d probably go for something a little 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 , like , army - brat boyfriend . that’ll push ‘em away , for sure . ”
* xavier & jude .
*{ starter for gcslight
*{ “i think i’m perfectly content with it being someone else’s problem,” jude all but barked at the other person. his arms were crossed over his chest as if in a defensive or challenging stance.
eyes roll almost immediately as the other’s response processes in his mind , still not quite used to the opposing demeanor . “ 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚓𝚞𝚍𝚎 , shruggin’ off problems left and right . do you , like , ever take accountability for a n y t h i n g , dude ? ”
image-based prompts pt. 1 ( not ship-specific ) ↪ send in a number without looking, & receive a drabble / starter / etc inspired by the image. — please note that whilst some of these have clear settings, a lot were chosen for their ambiguity. these are meant to inpsire - go nuts with your imagination ! i’m hoping y’all get some cool aus etc out of some of these ♡
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also, i want to apologize to people whose messages were ever ignored by me or took me ages to reply to. i have no excuses, i’m just shit at communicating and a lot of time get stuck in my own head, postpone replying and then either forget about it or think that it is too late to reply. i’m sorry if i’ve ever made someone feel bad bc of this - honestly, it’s never personal, it’s just me and my inner problems. i will try harder to work on it. thank you for ever initiating conversations with me ♥
The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day
kiekiecarrera:
hey, luke.
