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Christian King. 20. Don't judge a book by its cover.

[gdichristian]

brightonbishop:

“A rat? Are you sure you didn’t just see your own reflection?”

“Oh, it’s you. You can’t just scare me like that.”

[gdichristian]

alexandra-carson:

“Wha- Shit. Fuck that little plague spreading creature. I don’t care that medicine has improved since the plague ended by the 1350s. Rats can still carry diseases.” She took a few steps back. “Thanks for the warning and all, but why didn’t you just kill it?”

“Thanks for the lesson, Einstein. I’m sure guys avoid you like the plague.” He laughed, “Why the fuck would I kill it? Do I look like a ravenous murderer to you?”

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aiden–hart:

“Well…They’re both yellow, so it’s valid. Fuck off, man. Not in a sewer. Could you imagine if something dripped on it?”

“One’s a flesh fruit and the other is citrus. Big difference. As long as you stay away from the entrances, I doubt there’ll be any drips. Don’t be a pussy.”

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okyuka:

“What–you think I’m afraid of a little rat?”

“You should be. If that thing bites you, you’ll probably have a green glow to yourself.”

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aiden–hart:

“I knew that– I just didn’t know it meant it came from pigs. Like the Spanish Flu. It’s not like you get sick with every fucking Spanish guy you come into contact with. That sounds gross, though. That’d be like living as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and I didn’t sign up for that when I came here. So I’m just gonna avoid the rat.”

“That’s like comparing bananas and lemons. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ate all the pizza they wanted. Doesn’t that sound at least a little appealing?”

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aiden–hart:

“Wait- They really did spread it? Oh, that’s weird. I thought Swine Flu was just some fancy play on words, I don’t fucking know. I think I’ll stick to Wolfman instead of Ratman. It’s honestly more fitting when you get to know me.”

“Swine literally means pig. They pigs were sick, people fucked the pigs, then it spread to the rest of the world. So if you had it, you basically screwed a pig. Congratulations. I’ll take your word for that one. Though, being Ratman doesn’t sound so bad. You could live in the sewers and everything.”

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aiden–hart:

“Jesus- Fuck-” He jumped back, flailing a little bit. “Those things carry diseases. They’re the ones that spread the Swine Flu, aren’t they?”

He smirked, “That’s a pig, but it’ll still leave you with a nasty ass bite. Or-- you’ll be the real life Peter Parker. That’s a 12 year old’s wet dream.”

[gdichristian]

“I swear to god, there’s a rat over there the size of your fuckin’ foot . You better watch yourself, yeah?”

[dtfnaomi]

You fuck with T-Wayne?

[gdichristian]

Considering he created the most iconic song of the year, hell yeah I do.

[toastytavares]

“My mom doesn’t really buy processed foods like that, so unfortunately, no. And someone ate the last of my secret stash of poptarts too.”

[gdichristian]

“Your mom too? I always keep it hidden in my room-- most kids worry about their mom finding their pot, we have to worry about junk food. Don’t tell me they were red velvet poptarts. That’s a reason to start a war.”

[mckinleyshq]

–“ I’m running on 2 hours of sleep and it’s making me feel all light and happy. I promise I’m not drunk. ”

[gdichristian]

“Take a nice deep breath, kiddo. You definitely need a good eight hours tonight. You’ll crash before midnight.”

[dtfnaomi]

Guess who just scored J cole tickets? Special thanks to my dad for pulling strings and getting me backstage passes too. Now if I could just get grandad to get me a meeting with Beyonce…

[gdichristian]

Wow, that’s awesome, congratulations! Who needs Beyonce when you can meet T-Wayne and he’ll spit a new nasty freestyle at you? 

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[toastytavares]

“I went downstairs ten minutes after my mom said dinner was ready, and there was literally nothing left. Why does this always happen?”

[gdichristian]

“Obviously you’re an unlucky little duck, huh? Don’t you have Easy Mac in the cupboard or anything?”

[ashleynicolettefrangipane]

[gdichristian]

//yoooo after my paranormal hairtivity experience today, I'll be on tomorrow lol

[gdichristian]

I WENT TO GET MY ROOTS DONE AT THE SALON AND MY HAIR TURNED THIS NASTY RED AND MY HAIRDRESSER TOLD ME SHE DOESNT THINK I SHOULD COVER IT UP ITS PATCHY AND NASTY LOOKING OMG IM ALMOST TEMPTED TO JUST USE A BOX BC I CANNOT GO IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS HELP