toast boy

hana. 19. she/her. a passive aggressive middle aged mom in a young body. sharks, isles, & terriers

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Ok….

[tysbarrie]

John Tavares skates after today’s informal Leafs skate 

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[hail-to-the-goalies]

not very impressed (USA-CAN, 4/5/2018, Worlds 2018)

[thexfiles]

i need a garden….. i need a cottage and i need a garden… some gardening gloves…… a watering can…….. and a strawberry patch

[tysbarrie]

Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey School 2018 - Week 2 - Day 1

[sathinfection]

contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that’s your ides of march fact for today

what an absolute unit ol’ iulius was

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

how could you write this and not say WHY he was getting slutshamed

julius ‘husband to all wives and wife to all husbands’ caesar was a thirsty, thirsty bottom

[sathinfection]

suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

cicero, to the gathered senate: CAESAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS

for historical context, cicero publicly called out jc for bottoming for king nicomedes of bithynia. they first met when caesar was 20, the king was at least twice his age. i am not saying sugar daddy but sugar daddy. the sex was so good that when nicomedes died he left his entire kingdom to rome, i am not making this up this is  t r u e

[langernameohnebedeutung]

listen it’s one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesar and the king doing it on a “golden couch arrayed in purple” where “the virginity of the one sprung from Venus was lost in Bithynia” so I don’t think good old Iulius is the only one who’s got to ask himself some serious questions here.

[casanova-lives]

Julius Caesar was stabbed for being a bottom, please share for bottom’s rights

[dykerory]

fun fact- there was a popular song/chant his soldiers would sing so where ever they marched they could announce it to the whole world

[silver-tongues-blog]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2062 slutty years

[midar1]

[maiashibutanis]

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[brindamour]

(via my hockey twitter)

[gabelandeskog]

[faceoffs]

Alex Ovechkin and Braden Holtby celebrate the Capitals’ ECF win with Olie Kolzig who was the goaltender for the Capitals’ last Conference Championship win in 1998, WSH @ TBL Game 7 on May 23rd, 2018

[claudegirroux]

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[selkienicke]

I highkey adore how both Vegas and Washington are like!!! Fuck this dumb superstition!!! We won a trophy!!! Touch the shit out of that fucker!!! Sports is anarchy and we have only this moment of profound joy!!! I don’t care, I’ll lick the fucking thing! 

[idogoalies]

The definition of swoon.

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[werenski-deactivated20250730]

Freshman Ty Amonte, son of former BU Terrier Tony Amonte, scores in double overtime to send Boston University to the Beanpot finals (02.05.18)