[i-exist-because-reasons]

you KICK blorbo? you kick blorbo like the plinko? oh! oh! eeby deeby for glup shitto! eeby deeby for glup shitto for one thousand years!

[zingthesnek]

future scholars will be writing essays trying to dissect this post

[albierio]

This is such a fucking funny way to write “I was almost killed today”

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[himedanshihozier-moved-deactiva]

you LAUNCH felicette??

[elodieunderglass]

hOW many French scientists?

[alienscumbag]

[probablyasocialecologist]

“Her five-foot-tall statue, designed by sculptor Gill Parker, depicts her perched atop Earth, gazing up toward the skies she once traveled.”

[ashstfu]

stop asking why i am single it’s because i am insane

[pinewoodcomposts]

[oaktreegirl-blog]

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

update:

[back-that-sass-up]

Great update

[watsername]

i love being on this site i feel like a fucking sim . eeby deeby!!! goopsie srcunkly scrimblo. goopsie scaboinky boinky splurge? glup shitto. blorbo plinko !!!!

[goobra]

during an interview, game freak was asked if pokemon are sentient and this was their answer

[lostbbygirl-deactivated20150701]

[nvpengyou]

[livedinthecastle]

dude they banned milf. what if i want to fuck someone's mom, tumblr? what should i do then? kill myself?

[prisonhannibal]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[hooved]

[genderfloop-blog]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

[dewydd]