It's clear we're getting older and it shows.

Former emo kid. Millennial mom. Can’t spell. Basically an adult. 🩷💜💙

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[fullmetalfisting]

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[mysharona1987]

[iamnmbr3]

this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

[czesca]

girls will have one (1) good day when they convince themselves they've never been unwell in their life and the next day the horrors will return

[cryptotheism]

I bet Grinch culture has an ancient martial art

[pdlcomics]

zone out

[tatumsdrawing]

Every time I see one

[geauxgrace]

Same

[prinxessinwonderlxnd-deactivate]

sorry I deleted you on everything you pissed me off

wyd tho

[him-n-hymn]

who caaaaares who cares who cares who cares

[ariangrande]

#did u just cut me off?

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

[temporalteardrop]

BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED IT????????

[catskincass]

FISH TYPO

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

fish exploit me women want me

[nar-r]

i'm an overthinker, so if you don't give me an answer i'll come up with one.

[outlawz195]

I care and i don’t care at the same time

[morbidology]

In 2016, an armature treasure hunter armed with a metal detector uncovered this medieval gold ring that was set with a sapphire stone. He found the ring in Sherwood Forest, the haunt of Robin Hood. Experts estimated that the ring dates back to the 14th century.