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silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

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lifeafterpsychiatry

In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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cognitohazardous

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

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For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

misfitwashere

this ^^^^^^

At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

dykemurdoc

Austin Powers sequel where he has to travel to the future (current day). He’s so excited to see what the 2020s have to offer— we must have learned so much since the 90s! We must all me so much nicer to each other, have a balance of freedom and responsibility, no more war, no more disease! :D

His assigned partner is a trans woman named Esther Gentablets. He doesn’t understand but once the concept of transness is explained to him he says “you’re telling me they’re making more birds every day 🤩 YEAH babey!!!.” Dr. Evil calls him Austin Pronouns and that he’s “too woke” and Austin says that what he thought he knew about being a man was a social construct, that the roles designed for men and women are too narrow, that really, we’re all groovy

Dr. Evil’s plan is designing an evil worm to be transplanted into the brain of the US Secretary of Health. They tell him this already happened and he suggests they replace the internet with a lying machine. Already happened. “Well throw me a freakin bone here, what’s the most evil thing we can think of? What do I pay you people for? I know! We remove endangered species protections for baby wolves 🤙🤨” and his crew is 😬

The opening is Austin dancing through a pride parade. He disappears into a crowd for a moment and emerges in a leather harness and cat ears and keeps dancing

He has to stay hidden in one scene by entering a drag king Austin Powers lookalike contest. He loses

People are calling The Fat Bastard the Body Positive Bastard because they don’t want to be politically incorrect, but he’s mad because Fat Bastard is his legal name

fanfeifour

Been watching some four stuff recently

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Doctor Who is a great fandom to be in on tumblr because you'll see spoilers everywhere but not a single one of them is coherent unless you've seen the episode anyway. like oh the glorbon is secretly trying to ensnare humanity in a giant crab trap? the new companion Jiminy Pubble turned out to be the latest regeneration of the Doctor's old enemy The Fuckwizard? thanks I know less than I did before

wowwforever

The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.

wretched-mog

there's been a lot of jokes about the difference in tone between the Drifter's and the Operator's storylines in warframe, but i was browsing thru my screenshot library and the contrast is fucking killing me lmao...

drifter: cowabunga pizza party

meanwhile, the operator:

brideofdilbert

Girl idek what you meant by that but go off

churrotowns

when swimming’s so easy you start doing bonus quests now

notalostcausejustyet

This is a superb example of why she's so dominant though. Besides the fact that she works her ass of to be, because she does. Economy of movement is a big damned deal in endurance sports. Ledecky is far and away the best distance swimmer in the world because of how precise her movement is. There is zero wasted motion and nothing shows that more clearly than this.

seimsisk

I can't get over how smooth her paddling is, there's barely a ripple when her hands enter the water

steveyockey

just remembered the best way to tell someone what you’re thinking is to tell them what you’re thinking

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In the club

vacuously-true

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

dimmadoome

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.