basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
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basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually
no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user
For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.
this ^^^^^^
At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.
Austin Powers sequel where he has to travel to the future (current day). Heâs so excited to see what the 2020s have to offerâ we must have learned so much since the 90s! We must all me so much nicer to each other, have a balance of freedom and responsibility, no more war, no more disease! :D
His assigned partner is a trans woman named Esther Gentablets. He doesnât understand but once the concept of transness is explained to him he says âyouâre telling me theyâre making more birds every day đ€© YEAH babey!!!.â Dr. Evil calls him Austin Pronouns and that heâs âtoo wokeâ and Austin says that what he thought he knew about being a man was a social construct, that the roles designed for men and women are too narrow, that really, weâre all groovy
Dr. Evilâs plan is designing an evil worm to be transplanted into the brain of the US Secretary of Health. They tell him this already happened and he suggests they replace the internet with a lying machine. Already happened. âWell throw me a freakin bone here, whatâs the most evil thing we can think of? What do I pay you people for? I know! We remove endangered species protections for baby wolves đ€đ€šâ and his crew is đŹ
The opening is Austin dancing through a pride parade. He disappears into a crowd for a moment and emerges in a leather harness and cat ears and keeps dancing
He has to stay hidden in one scene by entering a drag king Austin Powers lookalike contest. He loses
People are calling The Fat Bastard the Body Positive Bastard because they donât want to be politically incorrect, but heâs mad because Fat Bastard is his legal name
Been watching some four stuff recently
Doctor Who is a great fandom to be in on tumblr because you'll see spoilers everywhere but not a single one of them is coherent unless you've seen the episode anyway. like oh the glorbon is secretly trying to ensnare humanity in a giant crab trap? the new companion Jiminy Pubble turned out to be the latest regeneration of the Doctor's old enemy The Fuckwizard? thanks I know less than I did before
The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.
there's been a lot of jokes about the difference in tone between the Drifter's and the Operator's storylines in warframe, but i was browsing thru my screenshot library and the contrast is fucking killing me lmao...
drifter: cowabunga pizza party
meanwhile, the operator:
Girl idek what you meant by that but go off
when swimmingâs so easy you start doing bonus quests now
This is a superb example of why she's so dominant though. Besides the fact that she works her ass of to be, because she does. Economy of movement is a big damned deal in endurance sports. Ledecky is far and away the best distance swimmer in the world because of how precise her movement is. There is zero wasted motion and nothing shows that more clearly than this.
I can't get over how smooth her paddling is, there's barely a ripple when her hands enter the water
just remembered the best way to tell someone what youâre thinking is to tell them what youâre thinking
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I think Iâm literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancingâs what clears my soul. Dancingâs what makes me whole.
I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet theyâve all put something toward the creation of it.
ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE
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My art refs be like: "rabbits are plantigrade, never stand on their toes and move by hopping"
-Rabbits not giving a shit about your "laws of science":
(Video Taken from Pinnapop on Twitter)
it would be so awesome
it would be so cool
love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of