Geek Patient Zero

Currently working on book recaps.

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Marvel Studios has removed C.B. Cebulski as Marvel Comics' editor-in-chief

C.B. Cebulski, who has been Marvel Comics' editor-in-chief since 2017, will move to Japan to develop Marvel's manga offerings

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I'm not going to say it. It's too easy.

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Part 2!

Despite an attempted cockblock from Calypso Twistedmetal, it looks like the love that began with a bootyhole BOOoootyHoOoOole botijo has prevailed!

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INTERMISSION

With Grace Ashcroft's attention focused elsewhere, Emily goes off to join Baltimore's criminal underworld.

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Oh for fuck's sake, this ferris wheel is cursed...

Find out what happened next time.

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I'm still saving up for a new tablet, meaning I can't draw any pictures of Grace Ashcroft tongue kissing a zombie. Have this in the meantime.

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I see some of you guys are beginning to ship Grace Ashcroft with the singing zombie. As someone who usually prefers pairings that have a basis in canon, but still got into Beladonna back when Village came out, lemme give you some advice: what you horny little bastards need is a really good ship name.

"Basis in canon"? Piss off! "Makes logical sense"? Motherfucker, you're in a fandom, that ship sailed long ago. "Not literal necrophilia"? What are you, Catholic?

Nah, man. A good ship name makes the difference between an obscure flash-in-the-pan crackship and at least a background ship in 70% of Requiem fics going forward.

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Heya, Dispatch fandom. I, ah, noticed some of you've been getting pissed about those HR violations. I can't say I'm unbiased on the subject, given my first playthrough ended with Robert and Invisigal making out in front of everyone, buuuuuuuut I have some thoughts.

One, if it was Flambae who forced a kiss on Robert in the locker room, you guys would be drawing saucy fanart of the moment.

Two, if it was Sonar touching Robert's dick without his consent, you guys would be coming up with every excuse under the sun to downplay it, no matter how much of a reach it is. He was brainwashed. Bros casually touch each others dicks all the time. He didn't actually touch Robert's dick, see, his hand was two pixels to the right of where the dick would be. If you cut him that evil bitchwhore Coupe would've touched Robert's dick in a worse way. He's voiced by ~Charlie~ so we can't stay mad at him.

[witchern]

guillermo del toro said so many insightful and funny things last night at the frankenstein q&a that i started taking notes. these are all direct quotes. i love this man.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Legit one of the funniest moments in cartoon history is the G1 Transformers episode "The Girl Who Loved Powerglide" with Spike trying to hit on Astoria, meanwhile she's just being a Peak Robotfucker and making it clear she wants Powerglide to fly her brains out :D

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Spike: I'm always happy to help a BEAUTIFUL LADY ;D

Astoria, barely listening: Uh-huh yeah whatever tell me more about that hot as fuck robot that turns into a plane <3_<3

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Double date with her and Powerglide and Marissa and Thundercracker!

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Spike walks Buster while they are on their double date XD

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It’s better than he deserves ~glares at IDW1.0 Spike~

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THE WORST SPIKE ;-;

Thankfully Skybound has given us a Wholesome Spike again

As opposed to IDW 1.0 Spike, who was the Xander of this franchise (Derogatory)

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Yeah, wasn't IDW Spike basically a copy of Clutch, aka the GI Joe whose specialty was sexual harassment?

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:)

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Nothing better to do tonight.

Today's the day then. Today's the day I finally get around to watching ZZ Gundam.

*sees someone online be really fucking weird about Haman Karn*

Today's the day then. Today's the day I finally get around to watching Exo Squad.

[cardassiangoodreads]

Okay which of you little shits was this at Baltimore Pride today

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I don't think anyone on tumblr in this day and age will admit to owning something with a Hamilton sticker on it.

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MultiVersus - Weirdo in a Mask Trailer

Huh, weird.

[geek-patient-zero]

Man, somebody really doesn't want him in Dead by Daylight for some reason.

[nudityandnerdery]

You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain. 😢

[espanolbot2]

I mean, law of averages means Godzilla probably kills far more poor people than rich, so I guess it fits.

[geek-patient-zero]

Nah, it's fine. He's only gonna be a bastard for one day.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 I'm glad Wheeljack is his adorable self here <3

And awwwwww....it's good that Ratchet is starting to warm up to the humans <3

[yeomanstuff]

He could be more Wheeljack. If he’d had his legs and access to his lab it would also power the town for the previous decade.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I need for him and Ratchet to build some Chaotic Dinosaur Robot Children together <3

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Wheeljack's my second favorite Transformer. I'm currently up to Transformers Prime in my big Transformers watch and am a little pissed they turned him into a generic badass, so this is nice to see.

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That's the most Hugh Jackman-ass looking of Poirot I've ever seen!

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You think they changed who the killer is? Or can you speedrun it like Data did with "A Scandal in Bohemia" in that one Star Trek episode?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"I HAVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE"

[bloodyshadow1]

I'm just gonna take out Optimus, megatrons mortal enemy, Leader of the autobots, warrior who has fought in and survived a war millions of years long right here and now. I'm sure I'm a popular and well known enough character that it would make sense for me to take him out

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RIP REFLECTOR

[geek-patient-zero]

Back in the previous issue, when Starscream and Soundwave ripped apart Skywarp in order to repair this guy of all people, my first thought was "Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin."