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emily. I have no idea what I'm doing.

[photo-frier]

[doolerdip]

this passes the bechdel test

[toast-potent]

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

[unclefather]

Me: do you think the property brothers are gay?

my dad: no, they’re brothers

me: what does that have to do with them being gay?

my dad: oh, I thought you said dead

me: that makes even less sense

[thcrstlshp]

[1999gorl]

[louispeanut]

Harry wearing his Britney Spears shirt on multiple occasions? Iconic

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

SHut UP BELLA Hadid does not look like ted cruz wtf

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I need you to delete immediately

[taylorzrealm]

LMFAO

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Oh my god?

[duumbblond]

@lostwig

[saiasus]

Like father like daughter…

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[julius-novachrono]

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

remember the first time you heard primadonna by marina and the diamonds back in 2012 and you were so shook that you heard your bones rattling around inside your skin

[itsboundtobetragic]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[draeneis]

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

[cungadero]

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

[prollyright-deactivated20260122]

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

[slytherinnpride]

[t0nysoprano]

[blockheadjnr]

Local Man Immediately Feels Better After Eating For First Time In 12 Hours. Wonders If Science Knows About This Miracle Cure. 

[painstation-deactivated20181026]