(: Gena

[goddess-scarlette]

strippers are so fucking dirty

Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your dad leaving your family every weekend to come make it rain on me. 

[serfborts]

[lampsarepeopletoo]

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

[petitetiaras]

[floptina]

mulan dont give a shit

[jkimisyellow]

mulan has run out of fucks to give

[beltierducoeur]

Mulan no curr

[gaymerlag]

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

[beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201]

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

[phillywillygasp]

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

[l3nvi-deactivated20140906]

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

[keshawnrob]

MULAN NO CURR

[trashdamn-deactivated20130928]

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

[thelastmelinian]

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

[hayatecrawford]

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

[messysouls]

i want my children to grow up barefoot running through the woods. I want them to know the feeling of the trees growing around them, to recognize the gurgle of a stream before they see it, to know the taste of a blackberry from a bush long before the taste of a chip. I want my children to experience the earth we came from through touch, not pictures, and video games. And I want to be right there with them through all of it.

[gelisej]

I've never felt so alone

[limoncellolacroix]

"MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR" I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

[ohmyprettydarling]

am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things

"I love you" means your heart has made a connection with that person.

"I’m IN love with you" means your heart is invested in them.

[indielove-scene-blog]

no one ever understands when I say this

[gelisej]

That hurt But I guess I deserved it

[dirtbaghayes]

I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my. Then sex.

Unknown   (via bl-ossomed)

[blackmalfoy]

[ponderouspocketwatch-blog]

[middleearthkingdom-deactivated2]

This is pretty much me in the shower

[cas-in-the-sassbutt-deactivated]

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

[thescienceofjohnlock]

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

[gelisej]

My dog is like a defiant teen

[pagingme]

boom

[shia-suprise]

Holy shit turn on the audio

[dogstickz-deactivated20161113]

PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO

[gelisej]

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

[wallflo-er]

"I wish I wore red lipstick more and broke boys heart daily but sadly boys break my heart and I look bad in red lipstick."

(via wallflo-er)

[thahalfrican]

A relationship should not drain you.

A relationship should be about building each other up, together as a team.

Don’t be in a relationship if it doesn’t improve your life over being single.

it’s ok to be with yourself.

[flannelssnapbacksandvans]

Read this. And then read it again.