[endofeva1997]

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

movie producers be like

[joey-wheeler-official]

Seto Kaiba summoning monsters

[miyku]

whenever I read anything about cryptocurrency my brain automatically goes

Ahh yes....bubble money

[wormspeddler]

homophobic cavemen be like.... no unga but.. he kinda bunga

[apokrify]

THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.

[oarfjsh]

[zvaigzdelasas]

more of onfime’s drawings:

[trashboat]

[worm-suggestion]

squirm

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

oh squirm?

[worm-suggestion]

Die, fool.

[ecooli]

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[quietdoppelganger]

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

[unholyverse]

how have we not killed this website yet

[unholyverse]

[roundo]

“content” “platform” “creators” “monetization” “revenue” “microinfluencers” “algorithm” “trends” “lifestyle” “authenticity” “parasocial”

[grimimelody-deactivated20260531]

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

[daggers-drawn]

[trans-corvo]

[k-rbie-blog]

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

[anemonequeen-moved]

[unclefather]

Genuinely upsetting to read

[d0gg-rr4tt3zz]

why? misogynist?

[unclefather]

SCREAMING at this response

[echoweil]

I'm going to be sick

[dropoutparty]

[demilypyro]

me: yeah i’m confident in my body, i’m just not confident that i understand fashion well enough to make it look like i know what i’m doing as far as pulling off femininity goes. i often enter clothing stores and can’t find anything i think would look good on me so i just lose my confidence and leave without trying anything on

new gender psychologist i’m getting to know: i mean that sounds like a pretty feminine thing to worry about to me

me: 

[demilypyro]

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[alienpupy]

yeast is a domesticated animal

[alienpupy]

you feed it. it feeds you. you've known it since forever. it has existed far before you have and will outlive you for eons, but for now, it is your friend, and it lives in a jar in your kitchen cupboard.

[jovan]

he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰

[memehumor]

-1ºC already