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Scorpio
-The sarcasm queens/kings. -Perceptive and intuitive. -That depth and desire for emotional intimacy. -Passion in everything they do. -Loyal and sacrificing. -That resilience, willpower!
-Possessiveness -Vengeful -Manipulative -Jealousy -Controlling/control issues.
could you rank the moon signs by how mean they are? Most to least? 🤠
Aries
Scorpio
Leo
Gemini
Sagittarius
Libra
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn
Aquarius
Taurus
Gemini
-Is versatile and while they can lack focus, finds strength in being a jack-of-all-trades. -Opinionated yet objective. They are willing to argue for their current opinions but also willing to change their mind with new information. -Friendly, social butterflies, you have probably heard this before. - Is the master of humor with a quick-wit and observation.
-With their duality we see the stereotype of being two-faced, they are also associated with trickery. A flaw that is not “all Geminis”. -Is a restless sign who needs mental stimulation and variety, trouble brews when they become bored. -Is persuasive, whimsical, and has a sense of charm or charisma about them. -Detachment at times could give them a sense of insensitivity, but usually their silver tongue keeps them out of trouble. They are ultimately people-people anyways. Gemini uses socialization to learn more about others feelings and therefore their own. -Their high energy can rub some the wrong way, but is usually labeled as a “popular sign”. -There is a brand of Gemini that is more withdrawn and observational, stimulation comes from intellectual pursuits than purely socialization. Although most Geminis need their fix of both. -Mutable air is expressive in thoughts!
Why should i give a fuck about how this scorpio sun/sag moon will feel?
BY REQUEST #3 STELLIUMS
What the fuck is a stellium? It’s a bunch of planets in one sign. How many? No one can agree, yo. Some old men said three, other old men said four. Who cares. Just pick a number and roll with it - it really just depends on the planets involved and the vibe of the chart as a whole. You gotta decide what’s significant.
Listen, this is some foundational knowledge: where your planets fall show where you need extra support. You don’t have Sun in Aries because you naturally know how to let go of things and move forward with your life, you have Sun in Aries because you gotta learn how to let go of things and move forward with your life.
By that same mf-ing logic, if you have a damn stellium got seventeen planets in one sign, you’re working over time with that particular energy. You’ve got mad growing and understanding and learning to do, and a double dose of whatever sign will help you accomplish that shit.
(Can you have a stellium in a house? For sure. But we’ll deal with that later.)
Now, some particulars for the party people:
STELLIUM IN ARIES damn, you better stop projecting your shit onto everyone else and develop some faith in yourself so you can actually move your shit in a new direction
STELLIUM IN TARUS damn, you better curb your fear of failure asap and spend some time thinking about what wealth, happiness and relationships actually mean to you
STELLIUM IN GEMINI damn, you better get a motherfucking grip on yourself and go explore everything under the sun so you can figure out who you are
STELLIUM IN CANCER damn, you better stop floating the fuck out of reality and ground yourself down so you can communicate those feelings in a real way
STELLIUM IN LEO damn, you better reflect and decide if you’re setting a constructive or destructive tone for your life and relationships before you do the most
STELLIUM IN VIRGO damn, you better develop some self-acceptance and compassion so you can actually improve things instead of always feeling dissatisfied and upset
STELLIUM IN LIBRA damn, you better figure out how you want to approach the world so you and everyone around you can be their best
STELLIUM IN SCORPIO damn, you better work out some of that serious shit you been repressing so you can rise the fuck up out of it and leave it behind
STELLIUM IN SAG damn, you better recognize that everyone has a truth before you get out there and share the knowledge
STELLIUM IN CAPRICORN damn, you better think about whether or not you actually like how you’re living before you lock yourself into a situation that’s unbearable
STELLIUM IN AQUARIUS damn, you better get your motherfucking life together so people will take your smart ass seriously
STELLIUM IN PISCES damn, you better let go of all the ugly ass behaviors and habits you picked up along the way so you can actually be happy
Peace out, bitches.
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Cardinal
Aries, Libra, Cancer, Capricorn
Joyce Hopewell & Richard Llewellyn describe in “The Cosmic Egg Timer” to think of cardinal energy as the color RED. Hot, blood, energy, exciting, vibrant, passion, anger. Cardinal is action-oriented.
In this book the authors use the modes to describe aspects, chart shaping, planets, and zones rather than talk about the qualities/polarities by themselves but it still paints a picture of what cardinal, fixed, mutable means.
“It is not too difficult to imagine a person who lives in a “red” way, full of action and energy and always have something to DO or initiate!”
“Red aspects have a cardinal, initiatory, go-ahead quality.”
Refers to cardinal as Mr. Cardinal.
“Cardinal energy is heralding, new beginnings, a fresh start, a confident thrust forward and a moving out into the world.”
This book labels planets with cardinal, fixed, mutable and is meant to be used in the Huber Method which highly focuses on outdated psychology. While these are NOT concrete labels it is again an interesting way to look at the qualities/polarities.
Cardinal planets: Mars, Sun, Pluto. “Mars has a drive for action.” “Sun is will.” “Pluto is the planet most distant from the Sun, yet its associated psychological drive of transpersonal will reflects the drive of the personal will which we associate with the Sun.”
From “The Astrology Bible”, Judy Hall. Cardinal is: action, enterprise, challenge, assertion, initiation, change, leadership, impetuosity.
“Aries: The most dynamic expression of fire. This sign embodies enormous personal drive. Enterprising Aries retains control by being one step ahead of everyone else.”
“The shadow side of Cancer arises from the strong emotional hold this sign would like to have over things - and people.” “Cancer is extremely caring & fiercely protective. There are times when this solicitous sign seems to be the social worker for the rest of the zodiac.”
“Libra: This seems to least pushy of the cardinal signs, lacking personal drive. However, Libra shows the cardinal quality in a desire to control relationships and the social environment.”
“Capricorn: Represents the cardinal element most markedly. The quality adds the personal drive that is normally lacking in the earth element, making this negative sign one of the most ambitious of the zodiac.”
Fixed
Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius
Joyce Hopewell & Richard Llewellyn describe in “The Cosmic Egg Timer” to think of fixed energy as the color BLUE. Serene, calm, resting, passive, relaxed, peaceful.
In this book the authors use the modes to describe aspects, chart shaping, planets, and zones rather than talk about the qualities/polarities by themselves but it still paints a picture of what cardinal, fixed, mutable means.
“A person who lives a life in a blue way seeks substance, security, serenity, and stillness, and they would be concerned with the very act of being, to enable them to experience and enjoy life.”
“Blue aspects have a fixed quality, seeking security and stability.”
Some of these descriptions may sound strange for say a passionate Leo or intense Scorpio but I think the authors paint a picture of the “stillness” fixed signs are. Fixed sustains, isn’t one to jump into action. They need to be brought into the action. Fixed is stability.
This book labels fixed as Mrs. Fixed. Possibly Mrs. towards that title of “belonging” and commitment.
“Fixed energy has an established quality. It seeks to keep things pretty much the same, unchanging, firm, and solid. To preserve what is already there is its main purpose.”
This book labels planets with cardinal, fixed, mutable and is meant to be used in the Huber Method which highly focuses on outdated psychology. While these are NOT concrete labels it is again an interesting way to look at the qualities/polarities.
Fixed planets: Venus, Saturn, Uranus. “Venus wants harmony and contact.” “Saturn is associated with serenity. Saturn is concerned with structure and form, always seeking to organize, preserve, and maintain things within manageable limits.” “The drive associated with Uranus is for creative intelligence. Uranus energy is directed towards striving for security - yet often goes about this by turning things upside down, causing change & disruption. One way Uranus seeks security & making things better is by inventing & creating technically based systems which provide greater security.”
In”The Astrology Bible”, Judy Hall. Fixed: consistency, intractable, rigid, resistant, stable, steadfast, loyal, entrenched, predictable, fixation.
“Taurus: perhaps one of the most entrenched of the fixed signs, as the quality reinforces the earth element’s desire for stability at all costs. Although dependable, this personality’s cautious approach to life can be life-negating.”
“Leo: the least flexible of all the fire signs, Leo shows little of the impetuosity of Fire and finds it difficult to adapt to change.”
“Scorpio: this sign has an intensity that masks a deep intractability. The fixed quality imparts stubbornness to the usually acquiescent water element, which can lead this sign into an emotional rut.”
“Aquarius: the fixed sign of air - an element noted for its flexibility - can be extremely inflexible, as befits its planetary co-ruler Saturn. Like Scorpio, this sign can get stuck in fixed behavioral patterns, so reflecting its other ruler Uranus.”
Mutable
Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini, Virgo
Joyce Hopewell & Richard Llewellyn describe in “The Cosmic Egg Timer” to think of cardinal energy as the color GREEN. Changeable, information - seeking, undecided, growth, learning, searching, questioning, sensitivity, awareness.
In this book the authors use the modes to describe aspects, chart shaping, planets, and zones rather than talk about the qualities/polarities by themselves but it still paints a picture of what cardinal, fixed, mutable means.
“A person who lives life in a green way will be full of curiosity. They will be sensitive, constantly searching, questioning and seeking to understand as much as possible. Their prime motivation would be to LEARN.”
Categorizes mutable as Miss Mutable. To possibly display that mutable’s title is ever-changing but this is speculation.
“Mutable energy is moving energy. It adapts and moves on, seeking to keep this momentum of fluidity, shifting, changing but not stopping.”
This book labels planets with cardinal, fixed, mutable and is meant to be used in the Huber Method which highly focuses on outdated psychology. While these are NOT concrete labels it is again an interesting way to look at the qualities/polarities.
Mutable planets: Mercury, Jupiter, Moon, Neptune “Mercury is communication.” “Jupiter is growth.” “The drive of the Moon is to express our emotional responses.” “Neptune is to express transpersonal love.”
From “The Astrology Bible”, Judy Hall. Mutable: Flexible, adaptable, versatile, changeable, unpredictable, unstable, superficial.
“Gemini: enjoys mutability. The quicksilver nature of this sign means it easily adapts its ideas and responses.”
“Virgo: mutability lightens the heaviness of earth in Virgo and adapts to the needs of the environment through service to others.”
“Sagittarius: this sign channels the mutable quality into an exploration of life’s endless possibilities, so appeasing the sign’s restless nature.”
“Pisces: draws on mutability to adapt to changing emotions both in the inner and outer worlds. Pisces wears many disguised as it seeks to blend into the environment.”
what the signs need in a significant other
aries: someone witty. someone who says it as it is. someone who they can aspire to be like. someone they can make laugh. someone who doesn’t take them for granted.
taurus: someone who treats them like royalty. someone they want to buy things for. someone who is sensitive. someone who remembers their favourite things. someone who brings out their energy.
gemini: someone who could entertain them for hours. someone who treats them with the respect that other’s don’t. someone who only sees them. someone who will go anywhere with them. someone with the same views.
cancer: someone who sees their heart. someone with a wide imagination. someone who always wants to laugh. someone they can sit in silence with and still enjoy their company. someone who believes in them.
leo: someone who is great with sarcasm. someone they want to impress. someone they connect to mentally. someone with confidence. someone who genuinely cares about them. someone who wants to know everything about them.
virgo: someone who wants to show them off. someone who appreciates their mind. someone who they want to look after. someone they can’t stop talking about. someone who defends what they believe in. someone down to earth.
libra: someone with great talents. someone romantic. someone impulsive. someone who isn’t embarrassed easily. someone they could flirt with forever but also talk about future plans with. someone who they look up to.
scorpio: someone who is honest. someone who makes them want to achieve their goals. someone independent. someone who is irresistible in their eyes. someone who doesn’t stand out or show off. someone admirably stubborn.
sagittarius: someone who is infectious company. someone they want to know everything about. someone who sees the best in them. someone unique. someone who is positive and loves to laugh. someone who is a complete nerd.
capricorn: someone who challenges them. someone who they can’t see right through. someone who protects them. someone who has the best sense of humour. someone who doesn’t lie about what they like to impress them.
aquarius: someone adventurous. someone who feels like home. someone who really teaches them love. someone who is always there for them. someone cautious of their feelings. someone who is more like them than their self.
pisces: someone they want to show their greatest achievements to. someone they just want to hold all the time. someone brave. someone empathetic. someone who is passionate about so many things. someone who wants the same things about of life.
The signs as the “Due to Personal Reason” meme
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
In true Gemini fashion, this week can go either way. If you’ve been honest with your Self and expressing integrity and discipline in your interactions with others, this can be a time when dreams come true. That in turn can deliver you to a greater sense of Self-worthiness than anything you’ve ever known. It can be a week of major triumph, of achieving a long held, long cherished goal. If on the other hand you have not been open and honest about your dealings, if you have not held your Self accountable for the actions you’ve taken that may not be fair and equitable to all, you may find your Self face to face with the end of a dream you’ve been reaching for, as well as some considerable deflation to your sense of Self-esteem.
It’s never too late to insure that you’re successful.
♊️♊️♊️♊️♊️♊️♊️♊️♊️♊️♊️♊️♊️ Gemini- just like your two twins, this week can go 2 ways. It is really up to you. Aries season is all about knowing and empowering thyself… do you know yourself? Because if you did you would have no problem looking at a certain situation and coming to terms with it. Instead you may be kind of pushing for something that isn’t reality. Time to come back to earth Gemini. Come back to reality. And take it from there. #cosmiccconsciousness #astrology #astrologer #astrologersoninstagram #ariesseason #ariesnewmoon #newmoon #newmooninaries #venusinpisces #mercurygoesdirect #horoscope #weeklyhoroscope #geminihoroscope #gemini #consciouswisdom https://www.instagram.com/p/BvuYRzJHW9b/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lkit2b3d6nln
You may be aware of it, then again you may not yet see it coming, but this should turn out to be one of the biggest weeks of your life to date. Somewhere around the middle of the week, a set of circumstances activates that starts an entirely new, huge chapter rolling in your life. You’ll know it’s big when it happens, but you most likely do NOT see just how vast it will turn out to be. It’s probably best not to think about that. Just go forth. Take those first few steps. Follow your heart, and as long as it says yes, keep going. Don’t listen to your head. It will do whatever it can to stop you. Do you know why? Because this situation is SO big it will deliver you to a new life.
Don’t let your fear stop you.
♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️♏️ Scorpio- a turning point may happen to you this week, especially when it has to do with how you perceive yourself. When things hit the fan, how do you feel about yourself? Do you doubt your power? Aries season is all about gaining the power back- no matter how you’ve been in the past. Have confidence in yourself and move forward this week. Don’t look back. And most of all, follow your heart and the answers will come appear for you. #cosmiccconsciousness #astrology #astrologer #astrologersoninstagram #ariesseason #ariesnewmoon #newmoon #newmooninaries #venusinpisces #mercurygoesdirect #horoscope #weeklyhoroscope #scorpiohoroscope #scorpio #physicallove https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvub1V5nLBt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=144wk4cmpq1f4
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