OH MY GOTH

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Karen Adjacent

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Cryogenic Indecision

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Potassium-rich Pun

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I’ve been trying to get out of here for years, but applying to jobs online is like writing a love letter to a company that ghosts you. Hours of heartfelt fan fiction—read by no one.

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This premiere was sponsored by regret.

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Somewhere beneath the slime was a price gun and my will to live.

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We were both trapped. One of us had butter.

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Finally, Organized Discontent.

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If anyone says training a puppy isn't hard, buy them a puppy for experiential learning.

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The management’s way to sell off expired milk

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I am become condiment.

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Team Building Gone Wrong

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Storewide Announcement: We Are Not Okay

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You want to see me snack? Book an appointment.

Today, I accidentally saw myself chewing gum — like really saw myself. Eyes half-closed, jaw working like a cow contemplating the meaning of grass. I was vibing so hard with that gum, I completely forgot I existed in the third person. Effective immediately, I’m retiring from public eating.

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You Want One. Or Two.

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The official Typogravy shop (by Alan Houser)

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How it started. How it's going.

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