Startled Cheese

just trying to not fit in

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Me: knows in my head that bdsm is pronounced b-d-s-m

My head: Buddhism

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Didn’t some girl get like...stabbed in Marley and Me and they had to call the police or something or did I hallucinate that

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Hahahahaha I just had the best idea

“My father’s Perry the platypus”

“Explain”

“Where’s Perry”

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And yet, I can’t stop thinking about him

Who??

Phillip the handsome🤤😔🙌🏼😍

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If you like peenya coladas

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To the tune of the beginning of the song in the Lion King:

yeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeee we dum bumba waaay

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I must have been high when I made this because this is such shit?? Deadass almost deleted this when I saw it😂

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17 years of life on this earth and I just figured out that the fan in home bathrooms is there for background noise to make it less awkward to go to the bathroom.

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To the tune of the beginning of the song in the Lion King:

yeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeee we dum bumba waaay

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And all God’s people said:

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Torn between “fuck you I’m the artist this is how I made it!” And “art is for interpretation of the viewer, it can mean something different to everyone”

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Low v High

I’ve come to an interestingly simple conclusion for the difference between being drunk and being on drugs? Everyone knows that being on drugs is being high, but can drinking then be called being low? I don’t quite know how to articulate the difference between the two to make the words make sense, but saying someone’s low could be saying they’re drunk/wasted as opposed to being high which is the obvious, drugs.

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I’ve never actually seen a police car wreck

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That, sister chief, is the move

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How artists battle for dominance:

By both getting out their art notebook in class and pretending to be entirely involved in their art while secretly judging the other artist.

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My secret lie

Is that when someone shows me a meme I’ve already seen a hundred times I react as though it’s the first time I’ve seen it. I absolutely light up when people feel happy about making someone else happy. Making someone you care about smile is one of the best feelings, fuck whether or not I’ve seen that before, this person thought specifically of me when they saw it and you can bet your ass I’m going to react to them with as much joy as any first time.

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Yeah I’m dtf, down to Forgive my opposers the way that God forgave me

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Blent

Was just watching a makeup video and I was wondering if the person meant to blend their eyeshadow and my brain goes “wonder if that’s supposed to be blent” instead of blended I’m a mess