𝔖𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔤

"I have seen the sea when it is stormy and wild; when it is quiet and serene; when it is dark and moody. And in all its moods, I see myself." —Martin Buxbaum 🔱 An indie rp/ask blog for an OC of the Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus fandom. 🔱 Much obliged if you'd read the Rules and about before interacting. 🔱 Art/Images not mine unless specified. 🔱 {m!a: None} 🔱

[gemmaxoceanum]

Underworld Prince // Ocean Gem

❝ ᖇᑌᑎᑎIᑎG with all of my brothers I ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ wondered how far we could go If we could ƀɍɇȺꝁ through the ceiling ᵃᵇᵒᵛᵉ us There'd be no point of us looking вεʟσш ❞

[unlovediisms-deactivated2017092]

“If no one cares for you at all, do you even really exist?”

Indie rp blog for a son of hades as loved and cherished by Alexander

-oc and canon characters accepted

-little to no nsfw

-hades is based off of greek mythology, the disney movie hercules and the book series Percy Jackson

[anoudkhaled]

[bakufundoshi]

honestly this is so much nicer than red

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[gemmaxoceanum]

Percy Jackson vs. Hercules

Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,

Percy: Oh, yeah? Me too.

Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.

Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.

Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.

Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?

Hercules: I've fought a hydra.

Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.

Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,

Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.

Hercules: Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.

Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.

Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,

Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*

Hercules: I --

Percy: Dude, I could go all day.

Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -

Percy: Been there.

Hercules: The minotaur --

Percy: Done that. I was twelve.

Hercules:I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!

Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.

Herucles: Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*

Percy: Well, we done here?

Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.

Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...

Hercules: *jumps into the river Styx*

[booksarebetterthanpeople]

My Classical Mythology Professor

“Hephaestus is really great. I mean, he only ever really does that one little thing of molesting his newly born sister, but other than that he’s cool.”

“Apollo’s just a sociopath, and a loser version of Zeus, really.”

“So either Helen falls in love with Paris, which she doesn’t want to do, or Aphrodite ships her off to Egypt to get a master’s degree in pharmacology.”

“Whenever Achilles had a problem, he’d just run home crying to his mom. His mom always had the same advice: stop fighting, eat, have sex with a woman. He only ever did the first thing, which is probably why he got killed.”

“Basically, Apollo got mad at a bunch of people for not having sex with him and they ended up worse off - mostly turned into plants, for some reason.”

“Cassandra turned Apollo down since she held a vow of chastity, but of course Apollo took it personally and cursed her.”

“You can always pick out Odysseus in pictures ‘cause he’s always wearing a stupid little hat.”

“The gods tend to have these conflicting powers or personality types. Ares, super feared by mortals and always bloody and angry, is basically the fool of the gods. Zeus, almighty king of the gods, is completely helpless when it comes to his libido.”

“So Brad Pitt spends nine years in the harem - you’ve all seen 300 right? I always picture Achilles as Brad Pitt now. Anyway, Brad Pitt’s in the harem, bored out of his mind for 9 years cause he’s already been trained for hero stuff at Chiron’s hero academy…”

“So Orlando Bloom is just moping in his room while the Greeks are camping outside of Troy, and Hector finds him and is like, ‘Come on, Paris, this whole war is because of you!’”

“Have you all seen the Disney version of Hercules, where Hades is super evil and angry? Yeah, that’s not really right. Hades was more like the weird, basically harmless brother of Poseidon and Zeus.”

“I love this vase of the Underworld, it really shows the relationship between Hades and Persephone. I mean, Persephone’s standing there like ‘Whip that guy more! Punish him less! Stop slacking!” and Hades’ is just lounging on the chair like, “Darling, how about a roast for dinner?”

“The thing is, Oedipus tried really hard not to kill his father and marry his mother!”

[druidquest]

Modern Greek God story where the big three go on a road trip for brotherly bonding. Poseidon brings a mix tape that is made up entirely of whale noises. Hera tags along to make sure Zeus doesn’t try anything. Hades calls Persephone after two hours in tears because the other two won’t stop calling him “Boner Lord”. Zeus manages to impregnate three women and a man despite Hera never taking her eyes off him.

[gemmaxoceanum]

@highnoonbright:

"You help me set this up, I'll teach you!"

           “I will never agree to something faster in my entire life. Heck yeah, let’s do this thing!”

[gemmaxoceanum]

          “Holy shit, I might actually have a chance at legitimately being good at archery if it’s over water.”

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

boy: *kisses my neck* brain: oo shit thats romantic. say something romantic back me: You could probably rip my throat out with your teeth . it would kill me which is good brain: good job

[sarcasm10101]

Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to yeah fuck he’s got a knife everyone run

[sarcastic-quote]

[reckless-tunes]

Visit Original Link

“Can’t you see that you’re smothering me? Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control ‘Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you”

[ruhrpottkoeter]

My cause of death will probably be sarcasm at the wrong time.

[fedini]

oh dionysos why

[gemmaxoceanum]

@here-queer-carmenere

[brainstatic]

I love this shitty right-wing meme for two reasons:

1) They think the movie is named after the year it took place in.

2) Spartans had a ludicrous amount of gay sex. It was encouraged by the commanders as a way of building unity. Newlywed Spartan wives shaved their heads and wore men’s clothing to make the transition to sex with women easier for their husbands. It was just that gay.

[ponkita]

OKAY BUT LEMME TELL YOU A THING. THE GREEKS THOUGHT THAT WEARING PANTS WAS FOR SISSIES AND THOUGHT THAT THE PERSIANS WERE WEAK FOR WEARING LEG ARMOR INTO BATTLE. SO ACTUALLY THE GUYS ON THE BOTTOM WERE MANLY IN THE ANCIENT GREEK AESTHETIC.

[jenroses]

I mean… 

[sixpenceee]

In ancient Roman religion and mythology, Janus is the god of beginnings and transitions, thence also of gates, doors, doorways, endings and time. He is usually a two-faced god since he looks to the future and the past. The Romans dedicated the month of January to Janus. (Source)